*Pain*

*Suffering*

Did I not tell you?

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Whip me. Strip me.
Tie me. Fly me.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Ouch!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I don't know...

... I don't see Avril Lavigne ANYWHERE in this thread.

*shrug*

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I has a flavor!

JESUSSANDWICH, your sig pic is too big.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Dear Ho,

You are a ho.

Love,

Pimp

I would SOOOOOO fuck some sense into her.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Why has someone placed a porcelein mask on that scarecrow?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Or you could just fuck one of the ten million Avril-wannabee 13 year olds.

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Poop.

Fucking whore....

I saw an interview with her. She comes off as a total bitch and an idiot.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

And a fucking whore.

whores rule, though.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

That was just her punk 'tude.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

She's also made entirely out of plastic.

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Poop.

And her music sucks 7 different kinds of ass.

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Get Your War On

After seing how useless this post is, it did result in pain and suffering.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Dcom listens to Avril every night naked with his dog, Franice.

boinky's not lying, either. She really did grow up in Napanee. Maybe he can go back in time and eat her parents or something.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I once found an mp3 of a song called "Avril Lavigne, Be My Latrine," but I don't remember where. The song sucked anyway.

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I has a flavor!

She's also Canadian.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

I wish she lived in Quebec, so she'd seperate from us eventually.

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Poop.