You're meeting your "significant other's" parents for the first time, and this will be their all-important first impression of you. Maybe you blurt out the wrong thing by mistake. Maybe you've been mentally-deranged all along and haven't demonstrated it until now. Or perhaps you're just too stupid to know when to keep your big mouth shut. This is what happens when you choose to utter the...

World's Worst Things To Say When You're Meeting The Parents.

I've never hosted a "World's Worst" before so this may be the worst one ever. Judging will take place a week from today, barring any unforeseen circumstances. Extra points will be given to anyone who does not use the name "Jake LaMotta" or any reference to him in their comic. If your comic is about Jake LaMotta, or all of the characters refer to Jake LaMotta in some way, shape, or form, it will be disqualified. Please keep in mind -- this is not the "Jake LaMotta Comics Contest."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'True Life Story - This Actually Happened']

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'Meet the Parents']

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

[Click to view comic: 'WW#27: Meet the Bunnies']

[Click to view comic: 'Meet the Life Partners']

[Click to view comic: 'Meeting the Parents']

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

when's the judging?

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

I am thinking about extending the contest until Saturday.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Worlds Worst Meet The Parents']

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

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The only way to discover the limits of possible is to go beyond them into the impossible. Arthur C. Clarke

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

[Click to view comic: 'WW #27: Meet the parents']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Well, this one was very hard to judge, since most of the entries were very similar in quality. I must say, I was a bit disappointed that none of them mentioned Jake LaMotta in any way, even though I specifically stated that it was against the rules to mention him. However, I did enjoy smamurai's comic the most, especially the line "Is he fucking the exhaust of my new Dodge Viper?"

So take it away, smamurai!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

A new one will be up later today. Thanks a lot Biped for raising me above these losers (in a competition context).

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.