You're meeting your "significant other's" parents for the first time, and this will be their all-important first impression of you. Maybe you blurt out the wrong thing by mistake. Maybe you've been mentally-deranged all along and haven't demonstrated it until now. Or perhaps you're just too stupid to know when to keep your big mouth shut. This is what happens when you choose to utter the...

World's Worst Things To Say When You're Meeting The Parents.

I've never hosted a "World's Worst" before so this may be the worst one ever. Judging will take place a week from today, barring any unforeseen circumstances. Extra points will be given to anyone who does not use the name "Jake LaMotta" or any reference to him in their comic. If your comic is about Jake LaMotta, or all of the characters refer to Jake LaMotta in some way, shape, or form, it will be disqualified. Please keep in mind -- this is not the "Jake LaMotta Comics Contest."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

True Life Story - This Actually Happened by Enderandrew 10-05-04

At the girlfriend's parents house for the Holidays Now that my parents are asleep, you don't need to stay in the guest room. Sneak over to my bedroom. Is that such a good idea? I hit it off well with your parents, and I'm not really comfortable having our usual style of kinky sex in their house. Your cock is so good! Fuck me! Fuck me harder! I love your cock! *spank* *spank* Do you like that, bitch? In walks her father... Honey, are you alright? What's that noise? Can I come in?

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

World's Worst Things To Say When You're Meeting The Parents by Rabid_Weasle 10-05-04

So... where does the, you know "red hair" come from?

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Poop.

Meet the Parents by Enderandrew 10-05-04

Ender, these are my folks. Honey, if you're growing up to look like "that", then I'm jumping ship right fucking now. Last year we both got sex changes! That was fun! It's time for the family tradition, Strip Twister! I'll grab the baby oil and the cat!

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

WW#27: Meet the Bunnies by fzh 10-05-04

So, do you guys ... Ya know ... Swing?

Meet the Life Partners by BigFrank105 10-10-04

Ryan, these are my parents Joe and Chuck! Uhmm... Are you sure we can't just spend the night in a hotel? Ooooh... Bout time you brought a cute one home! I hope he's more flexible than your last one!

Meeting the Parents by Enderandrew 10-10-04

Since I met Billy, we've finally decided to come out of the closet. Mr. and Mrs. Peterson, your son and I are Canadian. Have you ever tried, not being Canadian? First it's the flannel, and next it's the hockey and before you know it, he'll be drinking foreign beer! What did we do as parents to deserve this?

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

when's the judging?

World's Worst Things To Say When You're Meeting The Parents. by Enderandrew 10-12-04

World's Worst Things To Say When You're Meeting The Parents. Mom, Dad, this is my new boyfriend! So, Mr. Peterson, your daughter tells me that you're hung like a whale, but you're a horrible lay. Janet, grab the rifle. I think I need a drink.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

I am thinking about extending the contest until Saturday.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Worlds Worst Meet The Parents

Mom, dad, I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend Chip. Sup niggers?

by smamurai, 10-14-04

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

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The only way to discover the limits of possible is to go beyond them into the impossible. Arthur C. Clarke

WW 27: Nobody's done this one yet? by kaufman 10-15-04

Uh, moo?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

WW 27: Or this one??? Come on people, crank it up! by Zegota 10-15-04

Mom, dad, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, she means alot to me so be nice. Sucky sucky, fi dollah

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

WW #27: Meet the parents by lukket 10-16-04

Meet my new boyfriend Carl. Where's the toilet? Oh. Nevermind. Meet my new girlfriend Lisa. I'm pregnant! Meet my new boyfriend Tim. I want you right now. Right here.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Well, this one was very hard to judge, since most of the entries were very similar in quality. I must say, I was a bit disappointed that none of them mentioned Jake LaMotta in any way, even though I specifically stated that it was against the rules to mention him. However, I did enjoy smamurai's comic the most, especially the line "Is he fucking the exhaust of my new Dodge Viper?"

So take it away, smamurai!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

A new one will be up later today. Thanks a lot Biped for raising me above these losers (in a competition context).

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.