I have to make an illustration of the bill of rights, so I decided to use stripcreator to illustrate it.

Have any of you ever used SC for school?

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I was going to say that was preposterous, but then I thought about a hippopotamus, and then I thought of the word "hippoposterous", and I laughed and said to myself, What a funny-looking animal a hippoposterous must be! And then I realized that the "pre" part of "preposterous" was left over, so I added it to "hippoposterous" to make the word "prehippoposterous." But then it struck me that the "potamus" part of "hippopotamus" was also left over, and I didn't know what to do with that. So I just decided not to post a reply.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I can't wait to see you do the Third Amendment. The arm and wirthling characters will come in real handy.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Classic biped.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I did crabby's homework for him once, but unless Brad implements a feature that automatically generates .DLLs whenever you make a funny gag, I can't see myself using stripcreator to do homework.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I wrote a short series during my first semester at my current school to portray how the question and answer session of a lecture that my humanities teacher sent us all to go listen to devolved into madness. Amazingly, this is only partly fictionalized. I gave the URLs to the instructor. I guess I didn't fail the assignment, since I got an A in the class.

A Lecture: part 1 by Drexle 3-05-02

Racism is alive and very much a part of American society today, even among the "educated" and "enlightened" among us, and it is a serious problem. For example, to_this_day_there_remains discrimination in housing. White housing owners have the chutzpah to deny Blacks and Latinos good housing even in San Antonio, where Latinos run the place. When_you_hear_people make racially hateful remarks and jokes, you should stand up and make a protest. Set an example for the people who disaprove of racism but feel that they can't stand against it!

A Lecture: part 2 by Drexle 3-05-02

Question&Answer Time-- Yes, you have a question? Yeah, you know how you said that people should speak up when they hear someone make racially disparaging remarks... Well, being Jewish, I was very taken aback_by_your_use_of the word "chutzpah." It's a very beautiful yiddish word that shows admiration and to use it in a way that glorifies racists... *choke* is... I'm_sorry_if_I_offended you. I know it's a lame excuse, but I just picked up the word from my Jewish friends. Perhaps it's a sign that languages can evolve in harmful ways. Wait, did you say "lame?" Isn't that hurtful to individuals with disabilities?

A Lecture: part 3 by Drexle 3-05-02

Errr... yes, I suppose so. Perhaps I should have said a "weak" excuse. HEY MAN, DON'T GET ALL DIALECTIC AGAINST ME JUST 'CAUSE I CAN ONLY BENCH PRESS A BISCOTTI. YOU GOTS ANY FLUIDS TO DRINK, MAN? *Sigh...* Then how about "It was an impotent excuse?" B-b-b-ut... isnt' that offensive to... uummm.... never mind.

A Lecture: part 4 by Drexle 3-05-02

You see, this_proves_my_point. The English language was created with all these traps and with a built-in discriminitory sense. Words evolve all sorts of derogatory meaning... Yes, you have a question? I_was_very_offended_by_your use of the word "evolved." That's very insensitive to those of us who belive that human language was a devine gift that was shattered in the tower of Babel. NEXT QUESTION!

A Lecture: part 5 by Drexle 3-05-02

Yeah, earlier in your lecture something you said bothered me... *Oh God...* ...Why_is_it_that_whenever a minority is in elected office, all of a sudden "the Latinos run the town?" Isn't that a racist way to look at things? Perhaps you're misunderstanding what I was saying, I didn't mean it like... But_if_you_were_being hurtful or racist, you shouldn't hide behind that "white man's ignorance" you just lectured about. Just because you didn't mean to be hurtful doesn't mean you weren't.

A Lecture: part 6 by Drexle 3-05-02

Well, what can I say but that we don't have a language that enables people say exactly what they mean... WORD IS LIES! WORD DOESN'T say what we MEAN! GOD IS WORD! GOD IS ONE SIDED WORLD! ONE SIDED WORLD IS EVIL!!! YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID AND EVIL!!! TIME CUBE is GOOD! FOUR SIDED DAY IS GOOD! Errrmmm... Thank you Gene Ray, that's exactly right. We need to work on making language as exact as possible so as not to hurt anyone unintentionally. ONE SIDED DAY IS A LIE OF WORD GOD!!! WORD GOD IS THE ONE SIDED ASPECT OF JEWS!!! Errr... riiiight.... Next question! PLEASE DEAR GOD, NEXT QUESTION! FORGET YOUR RETARDED EDUCATION, YOU were TAUGHT WRONG!!! TIME CUBE FOUR SIDED DAY IS KING OF ALL!!!

A Lecture: part 7 by Drexle 3-05-02

Yes, you have a question? Yeah, I've heard it speculated that after 9-11, Black people_have_reported less racism affecting them. Perhaps we as a nation should seize the moment of solidarity and strike racism now? I certainly haven't seen any reports that they see less racism overall... not in housing at least... Oh it's true alright, we don't get as much flack now that we have the Sand Niggers takin' heat off of us. *Why me?* Hey yeah, you're right! With all those towelheads from the Middle East to worry about, ol' Jerome in the hood doesn't seem so threatening.

A Lecture: part 8 by Drexle 3-05-02

Look, I think you all are missing the point here... we shouldn't get hung up in the minutae of it all and lose sight of the bigger picture. I disagree. Minutae is the fiber of my very existence. Nobody asked you, Dr. Pedantic. Just sit down and shut up. "Sit_down_and_shut_up?" Hmph, you males and your dominance games! It's sickening! It's always "Shut up, Maura!" or "Make me dinner, Maura!" or "SAY MY NAME, BITCH!" Is that all you think about?! I can't take this anymore!!! RAAAAARRR!!! They're all the same...

A Lecture: part 9 by Drexle 3-05-02

*KER-TRANS-FORM!!!* RAAAAARRRR!!! LECTUREBOT WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!! Hey, I take offense at that insinuation! Offering to "cornhole" someone shouldn't be a threat! You're offending the Gay population! I CAN'T WIN... And really, threatening_to_annaly violate someone is being very insensitive to those who have been annaly violated in the past! What the fuck kind of civil rights crusader are you!?

After reading this I blacked out. I woke up an hour later with a headache and nose bleed. Than I masturbated. The End.

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Get Your War On

I would, but SC and geology aren't that interchangable.

Plus I'd have to have some homework to do in the first place.

Then how do you account for:

One Day at Mt. St. Helens by kaufman 10-07-04

I think I felt a tremor beneath me. It's just your imagination. You're too nervous. Relax! Oh god, look at that puff of steam! I'm telling you, she's about to blow. I'm heading down. Yeah, right. You go ahead. I'll stay up here a bit longer. glorp, glorp, glorp.

Hmmmmmm, on second thought, maybe they're not so interchangable.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Since so many of my strips involve my work at the school district, I use school work to do my strip creating, not the other way around.

I sat around getting high all semester and didn't have time to work on my Master's thesis. So I just handed in a crumpled fistful of Boinky's comics, cranked out on an old deskjet. Now I'm a millionaire with a dream job and two beautiful wives. Thanks, Stripcreator!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

May I have some royalties to feed my starving children?

Drexle, you kick ass.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Have your lawyer talk to my lawyers.
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.