Sung to the tune of "Dr. Hackenbush". You can hear a sample at:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000002QM3/qid%3D1097460835/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/104-3703762-1545526
CHORUS: So this is President Dubya Bush
The one-term president's son
You're hideous President Dubya Bush
W: If that's the case, I'll run
CHORUS: Oh no you mustn't run!
W: Who said I mustn't run?
The only reason that I ran is so I could rerun.
I'm President Dubya Bush
My popularity's very high
Well anyways ladies and gentlemen I
am President Dubya Bush
I'm President Dubya Bush
CHORUS: He's President Dubya Bush
W: Tho Dick runs the show you really should know
I'm President Dubya Bush.
CHORUS: I'm sure that we'd all love to learn
What all you did in your first term.
W: Altho my record's very clear
There's one thing that you ought to hear----
I'm President Dubya Bush
As the U.S. Supreme Court certified
Well anyways ladies and gentlemen I
Am President Dubya Bush.
I'm President Dubya Bush
CHORUS: He's President Dubya Bush
W: If you don't take note of the popular vote I'm President Dubya Bush.
For homeland security,
Let's try racial purity
Tho I'm known for
People groan for
The War Presidency.
Black and Asian, Brown and Haitian
Try for residency.
To the army they flock
They come home in a box
But they never, no they never show up on TV.
I've won acclaim for flying planes
I never ever fall
I dodged the draft and joined the guard
And then I went AWOL.
I never lost a war.
CHORUS: He never lost a war.
W: I lost a lot of soldiers but I never lost a war.
I don't know where Osama is
And I don't really mind.
Those seven-foot dialytics
Are very hard to find.
When terrorists attack
CHORUS: When terrorists attack
W: I don't care that they're Saudi-born
I just invade Iraq.
When alert levels trouble ya,
Put your faith in G. Dubya
You can bet he will get to a plan
With the possible exception of John Kerry
G. Dubya is the best man,
G. Dubya is the best man.
Night or day, day or night, to the Right or Far Right
You can bet he will get to a plan.
With the possible exception of John Kerry and John Edwards and Ralph Nader and Bill Clinton and Dick Gephardt and Al Sharpton and Dick Cheney and Fred Thompson and Bob Graham and Joe Biden and Bill Bradley and Mitt Romney and Tom Daschle and
Tom Vilsack and Tom Laughlin and Bob Kerrey and Russ Feingold and Gray Davis and my pappy and my brother and Vice-President Al Gore-- who is really quite a bore-- G. DUBYA IS THE BEST MAN!
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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx
