I was in school earlier today, walking down the hall. And infront of me was this girl with THE BIGGEST ASS IN HISTORY!
I'm not one to judge people's looks, but this friggin' thing was huge! I could of jumped on it and rode it to my next class. And the girl wasn't even big. Just her ass. It was way out of proportion to her whole body!!!!! It was mind-boggling! And she was also walking awkwardly because of it! Then this guy I didn't know starting walking beside me and he couldn't keep his eyes off of it! Then another guy turned the corner and almost bumped into it!
IT TOTALLY FREAKED ME OUT!
I'd still do her though.

So, how was your day?

Here's a photo of the guy turning the corner and bumping into it:

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I has a flavor!

My day was great, thanks for asking.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I got an ass in History, once. Straight geese in Math and Science, though.

It was a very rural school district.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

You will regret not having done just that. Next time you see her, ask.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You should have told her she had the biggest ass in history, and right in the middle of your sentence, one of your more sensitive friends could have held up their hand and said, with a look of grave concern: "Boinky...no."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You should have tapped that ass!

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Get Your War On

Here is a picture of a woman with the biggest ass in history:

When I was at Girl Scout camp one year (yes, I AM a Girl Scout), We were doing some swimming training and this girl walked by that had a huge ass. It wasn't all-around big, but it stuck out behind her really far. It could have been a shelf to hold our drinks! It was like that flag girl from Family Guy only more shelf-like.

That's all I remember from camp.

My mom had a tendency to stick out in a crowd like that.

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"Nihilism makes me smile."

I think it's cute that boinky has a crush.

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Poop.

Oh, stop. You're making me blush.

When we hang out, you HAVE to wear that outfit.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Would you wear the uniform for me if I asked nicely?

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I has a flavor!

When we hang out, you HAVE to wear that outfit.

I didn't realize you had a cookie fetish.

Would you wear the uniform for me if I asked nicely?

Yes, I will.

Ivy covered in nothing but cookies and boinky33 in a Girl Scout's outfit. If that ain't heaven, I'm a fallopian tube.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Choad: My sentiments exactly.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

That woman with Rush Limbaugh looks like she was shaped out of the cellulite sucked out of his fat guts and animated by the ghost of a long-dead Sithlord.

In other words, she's a Fat Golem.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Really? Cause she looks like a RealDoll (TM) to me.

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I has a flavor!

It looks like they made a mistake on the face.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The pic does make me wonder how difficult it was to find an outfit that matched that tie. yuck.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

That tie probably raped the woman soon after that picture was taken.

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Poop.

damn i gotta check these threads more often, i cant believe i missed boinky's first heterosexual crush

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xx( o Y o. )xx

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