I drew a couple of happy faces too, but you can't see them in the picture.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

She'd gotten 17 of her 25 favorite strippers' autographs, but she still lacked eight ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Yet another gratuitous shot of a stripper's dirty pillows.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

aus feels unloved :(

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xx( o Y o. )xx

When I said I'd do a line on your tits, that's not what I meant.

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I has a flavor!

My plan to get everyone to sign my penis didn't go so well.

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AFROMANS MOVE

As usual, I'm nowhere near getting on a woman's breasts.

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Poop.

Looks like kaufman was a little nervous while scribbling his name, the letters are all that anatomically correct

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Kids! Can you count all the boobs in this picture?

(Ho ho! Go away for months at a time then insult people when I come back!)

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Looks like I was a little nervous typing that message.

"Aren't" all that anatomically correct.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

And once again, I'm one of the only people to not get near someone's breasts.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Flip her over and see my signature.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

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And once again, I'm one of the only people to not get near someone's breasts.

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I can relate.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Don't worry. Yours are on the underside.

The coolest thing about this is that she totally was naked when she wrote the names.

It's just too bad she couldn't scroll down and show the first place she put my name. Also, I think we'd need an OB/GYN for that.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.