I'd like to see some more strips regarding "Worst things to say ______", no limitations other than it has to stick with the formula of "Worst things to say _____", and say in your title what it is about (Worst things to say when killing people). You get the idea.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Doh -- looks like I messed up the title; but here goes:

Another Wrong Thing To Say by itsclark 9-14-01

Wrong thing to say during a job interview: Hey! I remember you. You're "Spaz" Thompson! Remember the famous 'flag-pole' incident back in high school? Oh yeah! I thought I recognized you... Wait here. I just need to run a reference check back in my office. delete... delete... delete... recycle... Well? We could use a man like you here at Credit Reporting Services, but according to my files you no longer exist!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Wrong thing to say when (Debuting in General Discussion) by Drexle 9-14-01

HI I'M NEW HERE read my comix! (Click click taptaptappity tap click clack tap tap tap)

Worst thing (for men) to say(when women say the worst thing) by Drexle 9-14-01

You're a sweet guy, and you're just what I'm looking for, but I just like you too much to want to date you. You're such a good friend to me. Well fuck you, ya smelly cunt! I can't believe I ever wanted to be with you, what with all your hangups and insecureties.... Bitch! You make me fucking sick! How could you be so mean to me? God, I... I... You what? You hate me now? Good, now that you don't "like me too much" anymore, how about we go out Saturday? *Crying!* Bitch!

Hey Drexle that first worst thing for a woman to say to a man looks mighty familiar. The second one is hilarious though, I've often thought of doing that to see if it would work.

I needed to put that first one in my own words as a setup for the second strip... which was actually the idea that struck me first.

Things Not to Say During Sex by habnem 9-14-01

Oooh, yeah, Terri--GIVE it to me! What?! Who's Terri?! Umm... a pink donkey? Is that the best excuse you can come up with? I'm gone! I'm here, Gabe. Who's this bitch?

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Things Not to Say When Killing People by habnem 9-14-01

Sorry 'bout that, bud.

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...and, as i am so fond of trilogies:

Things Not to Say in West Virginia by habnem 9-14-01

I'm gay.

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An old one from a short lived series called "Shocking Confessions." I'm sure this qualifies in some respect.

Shocking Confessions #2 by Drexle 6-19-01

Hey Skeletina, Did you see Britanny Spears' latest video? God, that girl makes me sick. Those "Beautiful People" only care about looking pretty and acting like whores! Actually Phantomina, I like her music. And really, we Goths can be just as superficial. .... .... .... What?

The worst thing you can say in Prison by ObiJo 9-14-01

Oh tiddlywinks! I seem to have accidently buttered my anus.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

*uproarious applause*

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A close second by ObiJo 9-15-01

See.

Thank you. :)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

i definitely vote for ObiJo.

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This isn't one of those vote them off the island things I hope.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

The Wrong thing to say (to DragonXero) by Drexle 9-15-01

Cool, you're a metal fan too? My favorite band is Slipknot! Immolation... now *that's* metal.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

i vote for bunnerabb. hell, i vote for everybody! (:

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The worst thing to say during a quiet bit in church... by DexX 9-15-01

Wow, that altar boy has a hot arse...

Why did I use Big Evil Dan to say the line...?

Uh... no reason...

Oooh, comic 33333 coming up. Who wants to try for it?

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The worst thing to say in response by BigEvilDan 9-15-01

Wow, that altar boy has a hot ass... Why thank you.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Worst thing to say, reponse, and counter-response... by DexX 9-15-01

Wow, that altar boy has a hot arse! Why thank you! Uh, mate - I think he was referring to me.

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Worst things to say in a quiet moment in church, redux... by DexX 9-15-01

...yeah, not a bad arse, but the priests's is nicer.

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The worst thing to say... by DexX 9-15-01

...while talking with the police. Are you sure I need a licence? It _is_ a stolen car, after all. ...while talking to social security. Wait, let me think - which identity am I collecting for today? ...while roleplaying. I'll run up and punch the dragon right on the nose!

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