I want to know how this all turned out. Was the evil wizard's dastardly plan stopped by the courageous charge of stalwart soldiers? I'm on the edge of my fuckin' seat here.
I mean, I was going to start watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy for the first time this weekend, but who needs warmed over Tolkien when you've got this epic narrative?
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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.