Babyfat by CHUBBY 9-12-04

How's your sister? I haven't seen her since high school. Is she still-- Fat? Well, a few years ago, her boyfriend put her on a diet and she lost a TON of weight. She had always been too fat before to wear my hand-me-downs. Really? Then I get pregnant and she's wearing my clothes. Then she got married and got fat again. But since the baby, she's been wearing my hand-me-downs again. But you look like you lost your baby weight. I did. she's wearing my MATERNITY CLOTHES!

Staples. Yeah, We've Got Fat. by CHUBBY 10-03-04

Oh my God, Michelle? Is that you? I don't believe it! You're so skinny! Yep. I lost 344 lbs. I had my stomach stapled. That's fantastic! Yeah, but it has its disadvantages. My skin's really sagging. I desperately need a tummy tuck and plastic surgery on my arms, neck, and boobs. Still-- it must be great to be able to wear nice clothes for once. That's a cute blouse you have on. I'm not wearing a blouse.

Staples. Fat was easy. by CHUBBY 10-11-04

No matter how much I exercise and diet, I can't lose weight! Really? I just had my stomach stapled and I lost 200 lbs. I'm sorry, but you don't qualify. You have to be 200% overweight for insurance to pay for the operation. What are you doing, honey? I thought I put you on a diet! Turns out I'm not fat enough yet.

Stapling their cake holes would accomplish the same thing by CHUBBY 10-13-04

True News Item: "Weight Loss Surgery Found To Be Effective Treatment for Obesity". We found that, by stapling, we can make fat people's stomachs smaller. Therefore, they don't eat so much and they lose weight. Duh. Go figure. Goddamn, this science thing is easy!

Supersized by CHUBBY 9-14-04

True Fact: McDonald's divides its customers into two demographics. Users. Heavy users.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

BOO!

Staples. Fat was easy. was pretty good. Stapling their cake holes would accomplish the same thing was great. The rest we can safely boo.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thanks for some intelligent feedback for a change. I must admit, though, I have a soft spot for the strip "Staples. Yeah, We've Got Fat", and I think "Staples. Fat Was Easy" is marginal.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

I thought some of these were pretty funny too.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I'm also a sucker for the fat jokes. You'd never know it to read my comics, though.

I had no idea.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

It would've been good if you had some control over the art and make the "blouse" look ambiguous. But, as it is, it only looks like it could be a shirt, so it kind of misses, I think.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

PU! These comics STINK!

Fat people are funny, but these comics are aight.

If Staples merged with DIY by CHUBBY 11-20-04

Hey, Jenny, you look great! Thanks. I lost 111 lbs. Wow! How'd you do it? Staples. You had your stomach stapled? No, whenever I cheated on my diet, my husband shot at me with his Black & Decker staplegun.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Now that one is funny.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002