read dis (not so) funky comic

Sticke & Sticke by jools 9-15-01

The Sticke brothers are having some financial trouble. What's the point? Says here: "Pay up or I'll repossess your teeth" Get me a hammer and nail. OK, as long as you use it responsibly. Shit. I told you that DIY frontal brain lobotomy was out of fashion this season. Now chopping your left ear off is all the rage.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

read!!!! please?

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

I like the first panel best. :)

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I agree with DexX. Strong start, but only a ho-hum finish. Keep up the "I'll reposess your teeth" stuff, that was a really sweet line.

And a tip, don't start screaming for people to read your comic if you haven't gotten a reply in just over ten minutes. It's never good form.

hmmm

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

hmmm

skagg, I'm honestly beginning to wonder if someone changed the singular/plural rules in the english language without informing the rest of us.

hmmm

skagg, I'm honestly beginning to wonder if someone changed the singular/plural rules in the english language without informing the rest of us.

sounds like gabe's been out drinking again

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

hmmm

skagg, I'm honestly beginning to wonder if someone changed the singular/plural rules in the english language without informing the rest of us.

sounds like gabe's been out drinking again

Not a bad theory.

the comic did sort of trail off at the end... plus, i didn't even need to read panel 3 'cause i knew what was going to happen after the "use the hammer responsibly" line.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

The problem with the stickman is that everyone knows he's probably going to hammer a nail into his head. This makes it predictable and boring. There's some good poses at Exploding Dog. How about importing some more?

For example:

No mas... by wirthling 2-06-01

ALL YOUR -- Stop! Don't say it! BASE ARE -- Please, no! Please stop! I'm begging you! BELONG TO US! You knew this was coming...

I managed to run two cliches into the ground with a single comic. Hurray for me!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

further into the ground, you mean.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

It was only February, though... how were you to know that both cliches would become even more despised later than they already were at that point in time?

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im gonna go get some more exploding dog poses and import them. then well all have fun.

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Ah, no... don't do that...

Sam might get unhappy with you, seeing as it's his art and all.

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yeah and theres a copyright too. well, ive been eating t much tinfoil again. im going to bed. maybe this will all blow over by tomorrow.

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Sometimes it's better if you have to stretch to make the poses fit your comics, rather than having an unlimited supply of them.

Obi & Gabe Go Clubbing by gabe_billings 4-07-01

Obi, my man, tonight we're gonna hit the clubs. Do some dancin', hit some chicas, SHAZAAM! But first you gotta go change. I already did. I'm even wearing vinyl pants! If you wear those shoes, you're not gonna get any chicks. You're gonna get beat up. What's wrong with my shoes? They've got velcro closures. But they're comfy!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.