DAY ONE WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

My parents decided the whole eight day thing made us greedy so they're giving us all the presents on the first night. Pretty nice punishment, if you ask me!

What do I think I'm getting? Metal Gear Solid 3, San Andreas, DDRMAX2, new dance pad, Clothes, cheap digital camera, a cooking iron, and my favorite, poverty! What's the best thing about being a poor Jew? You were probably pretty rich before! RIMSHOT!! F'TING!!

I need to go lie down now.

Whats your dad do? Something jewish I'll bet!

But no, seriously, what did you get?

Whats your dad do? Something jewish I'll bet!

But no, seriously, what did you get?

I'll tell you, but not twice.

Uh... actually it's only 6:15 on the west coast, so I have to wait... I will check off the list of stuff as they come and subtract points for stuff I don't get. Add one for poverty, because that's pretty much a given.

Sorry for that double post. But if I remember anything from "When you wish upon a Weinstein", I thought Jewish people weren't poor

Most Jews aren't poor, but EVERYONE in Portland is. We get lumped into the "can't afford their DSL" bunch. Because we really can't.

Portland Ore? or Portland ND?

Yeah, it sounds like it.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I didn't know there was a Portland in North Dakota. Oregon.

Yeah, it sounds like it.

That was the joke.

And I didn't get anything on my list. At all. As a matter of fact, I was given were books, and those were mostly hand-me-downs.

The list was perhaps a bit ideal. We're really lacking this year.

Happy Chanukah, ya freakin' goyim!

Did you spin the dreidel, and wear your yarmulke? Did you tell Aunt Veronica to celebrate Chanukah?

No, yes, and no, I don't have any family in Portland outside of my immediate family. And they're all cunts anyway.

Hah, I'm sorry about all the stereotypes, too many Adam Sandler Chanukah songs.

If you dont post a picture of you in a jew hat I will have to have gay sex with boinky on your front lawn.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

And it's a KIPPAH, douche!!!

JEW BURN'D!!!

I'm pretty sure that gay sex is the only kind we can have, considering we are both men.

Is a Kippah and a Yarmulke the same thing, or no?

I want a picture of YOU in your jew hat now.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Silly possums, Jews have their hats removed remember?

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Poop.

So they don't get to keep the tip?

HOO-HAW!

No! I have neither the camera nor the scanner to go through with that! I'm fucking POOR, remember?!

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So they don't get to keep the tip?

HOO-HAW!

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It's great on toast, too.

Duck butter is only good on duck toast.

By the way, everyone, I don't want any sypmathy or pity for me being poor. I've been there before and I will get over it.

Demeaning comments and slurs are perfectly fine, though. Requested, even.

I am gonna write a song about your jew hat.

[i]Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I know a guy who is really weird. He's fat and ugly and often feared. But my conversations can never be steered away from possoms' jew hat.

Ohhhh jew hat jew hat if I could only touch you
jew hate jew hat I probably wouldnt even cut you.

Cause I love that jew hat. x2[/i]

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I'm glad possums is to poor too buy that song.