Well, not yet, but he's oughta kick the bucket pretty soon so I'm just getting ready.

When he dies, I think I'll start a thread called "New York Is Officially the Worst State in the Union"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Don't forget the fact that they let MikeyG live there.

Abe Vigoda can never die. Bullets, train wrecks, nothing at all can kill him.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

OH! So now our geographical location makes us fools!

Well fuuuuuuuuuuuck you!

No class! None of ya!

Not a lick of it!

I could beat you all to bloody, jizzing pulp-mops!

Fuuuuuck you!

Come say that to my face shit for brains. I bet you would but you're blind! You'd never find me! So why don't you waddle back between your grannies legs and suck that clit!

As for the rest of you, no class!

CLASS?!? Are you here to fucking talk about CLASS?!?!

Now that threat, that had class.

But ripping off ME?! That was as low as it gets.

No class, you cunt-swabbing little dyke fuck. Clitoria Van Buren-readin' Machavellian, Vivaldi-listenin', Chess-playin' douchaholic fuckwad machine SALTINE MUTHA FUCKAH!!!

NO CLASS!!!

/me nods

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

You got an address to go with that threat possums? Seriously you out of work loser! Give me an address! Come On! Back it up pretty boy.

You there?

Thats what I thought.

The rotten.com Dead Pool has 3,262 people betting that Abe will die before the year is out. I like them odds.

Oh yeah, Dougan? You want to say that to my face, you racist Italian! HUH!?! That's what I thought.

Oh yeah.

That's right.

Uh huh.

Ooh.

Mmm.

Sausage.

*sigh*

You damn trolls...all of ya. Trolls.

Trolls with no class.

You kids are safe at home throwing shit at people on the internet, but if you were to come to the real world, I would rip off your own penis and force you to suck it off!

*shakes head*

No class.

OH YAH!!?!?? WELL IF THIS WAS IRL I WOULD PWNZ YOU ALL!!!!

YOU GENTS NEED TO CLASSIFY YOURSELVES LOLLOLOL

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

I'd like to see one of you pansies tell Abe Vigoda that he's dead to his face. Then you'd see first-hand just how quick Abe Vigoda can open up a can of whoop-ass.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

*imitates one of the posts bunnerabb made in the Ohio thread*

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AFROMANS MOVE

http://www.abevigoda.com/

Go there for up to the minute updates on his condition.

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Poop.

I go there every hour.

He better not die this month. I got the guy in my 2005/06 dead pool picks. Him and Rip Torn amongst others.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Boinky, I bet you a grilled cheese sandwich that he doesn't die this year.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I bet you a bowl of my famous gumbo that he doesn't!

I don't want him to die....

This was TWELVE YEARS AGO!  Way to go, Abe!  You outlasted David Bowie! 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Abe Vigoda 1921 - 2016']

I enjoy that this entire thread is making fun of bunner.