Yo Brad, I wanted to thank you for giving us all this awesomeness that is Stripcreator. Consider it a present, even though it's a sucky present.

Hope you enjoy.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I need to get me one of them B shirts.

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www.bradsucks.net

J.C. Pennys has a sale on them I think.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'd hit that.

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Poop.

You've hit that.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Three times!

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Poop.

He looks a little like Brody Bodine.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I CAN DO IT, I CAN DO IT NINE TIMES!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

What's awesome is how you made Brad's skin look pasty, like he runs four websites or something.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I've really kept the muscle tone up though.

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www.bradsucks.net

Chronic masturbater.

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Poop.

No, you see, both arms are built!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

No, you see, both arms are built!

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He jerks off two dicks at a time.

No, for Brad, it takes both hands.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Yes?

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Get Your War On