One popular item for holiday shoppers is the “lap pillow,” with skin-coloured polyurethene calves folded under soft thighs -- a comfy cushion for napping, reading or watching television...

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What will they think of next?

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Also try lap pillow for women/ear cleaner.

Now if it only had a glistening curved blade which descended into my neck as I lay there listening to the recorded chanting of a wicked high priestess, my fantasy would be complete.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Yeah, but where are the tentacles?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Maybe if you write in a requesting it they'll make one with testicles.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I'm waiting for the "face between two giant fake breasts" pillow.

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Poop.

Does it come with a "lap noose" to hang oneself with?

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I am gonna fuck one.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I'd say they've had those pillows since before they've had giant fake breasts.

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

Heresy! Giant fake breasts are the very fabric of the universe!

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Epicurus dined for your sins.

What about giant real ones? Cause I've got a couple I'm trying to get rid of.

I'll take them off your hands......and into mine.

If it's from Japan, chances are tentacles are definately one of the options.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.