Thanks, Not Scyess, for the unexpected victory. Here's your next template:

FTC 51: Template by Zaster 1-07-05

Thanks for coming. Are you sure you weren't followed? Of course! Wait a minute... how do I know you're not a fed! How do I know you're not?

Finish it in any way you see fit. Characters, backgrounds, whatever. Just avoid tripping any silent alarms, and keep an ear out for sirens. You may just walk away from this heist with a bevy of loot!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

One more thing...
In keeping with the lawless theme of this contest, extra credit will be awarded to anyone who submits a really clever rule-breaker (character, background, or dialogue changes in the first two panels), along with thier regular entries.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

FTC 51: Double Dumbass On You by biped 1-07-05

Thanks for coming. Are you sure you weren't followed? Of course! Wait a minute... how do I know you're not a fed! How do I know you're not? Meanwhile... Wait a minute... how do I know you're not Ashlee Simpson! How do I know you're not?

FTC 51: Old Lady Who by biped 1-07-05

Thanks for coming. Are you sure you weren't followed? Of course! Wait a minute... how do I know you're not a fed! How do I know you're not? FREEZE, MOTHERFUCKERS! Oh, SHIT! It's AGENT GRANNY!

FTC 51: Fairy Game by biped 1-07-05

Thanks for coming. Are you sure you weren't followed? Of course! Wait a minute... how do I know you're not a fairy! *POOF!* YOU GUESSED IT, ASSHOLE! *POOF!* SURPRISE! BRING IT ON , FUCKER! GRR! THIS WAND'S GOING RIGHT UP YOUR FUCKIN' ASS!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FTC 51: Rent-a-Dick by CHUBBY 1-07-05

Thanks for coming. Are you sure you weren't followed? Of course. Wait a minute... how do I know you're not a fed? How do I know you're not? Rupert, quit fooling around with the mirror and get ready to go to your night watchman job! Yes, mother.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

ftc 51 by dcomposed 1-07-05

Thanks for coming. Are you sure you weren't followed? Of course! Wait a minute... how do I know you're not a fed! How do I know you're not? I'm your reflection.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

ftc 51 by dcomposed 1-07-05

Thanks for coming. Are you sure you weren't followed? Of course! Wait a minute... how do I know you're not a fed! How do I know you're not? Because my badge says I'm local.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

FTC 51: Suddenly Susan by biped 1-07-05

Thanks for coming. Are you sure you weren't followed? Of course! Wait a minute... how do I know you're not a fed! How do I know you're not? Well, because I -- OMFG! I just turned into a chick! Me, too! Hey, let's go masturbate to ourselves!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Don't thank me! They were your comics that won.

Here's my (first?) entry. (*wink wink*)

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/not_Scyess

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

FTC 51: Feds or Foreign Agents? by fpd 1-08-05

Thanks for coming. Are you sure you weren't followed? Of course! Wait a minute... how do I know you're not a fed! How do I know you're not? Смог я поговорить на русском язык 您的俄国人是因此坏, 听起来某事由Babelfish 翻译。

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

FTC 51: Behind the Scenes of "Feds or Foreign Agents?" by fpd 1-08-05

What I wrote for Babelfish to translate: Could I speak in Russian if I were a Fed? Your Russian is so bad, it sounds like something translated by Babelfish. How Babelfish translated back its translations: Could 4 have a talk in the Russian language Your Russian is therefore is bad, sounds something to translate by Babelfish. How the translation would have gone if the full text hadn't been truncated: Could 4 have a talk in the Russian language if I was subject? Your Russian is therefore is bad, sounds something to translate by Babelfish.

Although it's not mentioned in the strip, the guy on the right was speaking in Chinese.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

Dammit biped, why are you so freakin funny?

Uh, what I really meant was

FTC 51: Stick 'em Up by not_Scyess 1-07-05

Thanks for coming. Are you sure you weren't followed? Of course! Wait a minute... how do I know you're not a fed! How do I know you're not? I'm sorry... but you are just so damned cute when your eyebrow does that. All right! Sounds like we'll be using these condoms after all!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

FTC 51: Small world, eh? by SpideyChris 1-09-05

Thanks for coming. Are you sure you weren't followed? Of course! Wait a minute... how do I know you're not a fed! How do I know you're not? So, as you can see by my driver's license, I'm Shirley Notafed. Hold on a... Of the Boston Notafeds? You might know my cousin Riley!

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

This is a bust! We have you surrounded. You have about 24 hours to get your last-minute entries in and come out with your hands up. But don't stress over it. We'll be leaving to grab a bite to eat for a while so think it over. You want us to bring you back anything?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Alright, party people. I like to think that what my contests lack in quality, they make up for in brevity.

Unfortunately, I don't have time to judge this right. Otherwise pretty much everyone who entered would be getting a prize, because everyone had great entries.

But since I've got to rush I'll have to just announce this comic as the winner:

FTC 51: Rent-a-Dick by CHUBBY 1-07-05

Thanks for coming. Are you sure you weren't followed? Of course. Wait a minute... how do I know you're not a fed? How do I know you're not? Rupert, quit fooling around with the mirror and get ready to go to your night watchman job! Yes, mother.

FPD and Decomposed both had very clever entries as well, and props to those who did the extra credit rulesbreaker.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

If Chubs doesn't claim his prize in 24 hours, it goes to Dcomposed.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I claim it!!!

Thankyouverymuch.

FTC 52 coming soon to an MCC near you.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

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Batman created by Bob Kane