Hangin' Out With Father O'Mallard -- 1 by biped 1-12-05

I'm Johnny Funerals. Dey call me dat cuz I like goin' tah funerals. Oh, my. Well, that's splendid, I suppose. I'm lookin' forward tah a really good eulogy, Faddah. Uddahwise, I'll have yah legs broken. Oh, dear. An' pull yah dick out, too. I wanna see yah dick floppin' around while yah up heah yappin'. Is...is that totally non-negotiable?

Hangin' Out With Father O'Mallard -- 2 by biped 1-12-05

(OH, my GOD! Father O'Mallard's DICK is hanging out!) Milton J. Ellis was a wonderful man... (I can't believe this! Doesn't he KNOW?) ...a fine husband and father...a loyal friend... (Psst... Father... your, uh, "penis" is...) (Shh! Not now, Booger!) He was a devout Catholic...

Hangin' Out With Father O'Mallard -- 3 by biped 1-12-05

Psst! Father O'Mallard! Your dick-- HE WAS A SAINT...A PRINCE AMONG MEN... Dick!!! DICK!!! GENEROUS! CARING! A TRUE SAMARITAN! FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! YOUR DICK!!! YOUR DICK IS HANGING OUT!!! I KNOW MY DICK IS HANGING OUT, MOTHER!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Hangin' Out With Father O'Mallard -- 4 by biped 1-12-05

And thus concludes the eulogy. Please excuse me. I...I hope that was satisfactory, Mr. Funerals. Was it evah! I want you an' yah muddah should come down tah dah club and reenact it for da boys. HA HA HA HA!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! I KNOW MY DICK IS HANGING OUT, MOTHER!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Hangin' Out With Father O'Mallard -- 5 by biped 1-12-05

"I KNOW MY DICK IS HANGING OUT, MOTHER!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" We'll make a killin' wit dis act! It's sweepin' da country! Say it, Father O'Mallard! Come on! Our entire viewing audience wants you to say it! And pull your dick out, too! I...well...if that's what everyone wants...I KNOW MY DICK IS HANGING OUT, MOTHER!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Why can't I play myself in the sitcom like you and your mom? Because Mr. Funerals is Tony Danza's godfather, Booger.

Hangin' Out With Father O'Mallard -- 6 by biped 1-12-05

And now, it's time for another zany episode of... "Hangin' Out With Father O'Mallard"! Your dick was hanging out during your audience with the Pope today, dear. I KNOW MY DICK WAS HANGING OUT, MOTHER!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I wish Mr. Funerals would let me quit show business now. My credibility as a priest -- Bless you, Father. Your dick has brought my family back to the church. Well, Booger, I guess my dick finally has a worthwhile purpose in life. Wow! I just use mine to jerk off to pictures of Wonder Woman.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

These comics were better than something that is worse than these comics! Yay!

I liked the series. Yay!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

These were pretty awesome.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

HAPPY DANCE!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I liked the last one a lot. If you could condense this series and just have that ending, it would be a lot sweeter.

Not that the rest were terrible.

At first I was going to end it at five, so I'm glad you liked the sixth one best.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I love you biped. In a gay way.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

That's perfectly understandable.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.