I don't get to really hit on anyone so I just compile my lines into comics. Feel free to add your own.

Baby pick-up lines by mmyers 1-05-05

I've got a soft spot for you, baby...on top of my head! I'm fresh from the womb and I'm aching to go back, if you know what I mean. That was so funny I nearly DIDN'T shit my pants!

Pirate pick-up lines by mmyers 1-12-05

Yarr, I have the bottle of rum, now I'm lookin' for the yo-ho-HOes. I see I'm not the only one with a sunken chest. Yarrrr. Just kidding. "I'm a hooker, a poker, a midnight rower, I don't want to hurt no one." I stole that one from Steve Mill-arrrr.

Clown pick-up lines by mmyers 1-14-05

You've seen what it's like when a bunch of clowns get out of a car, right? That's what it's like in my pants. Hey baby! Looks like the circus is in town because I'm pitching a tent. We're needing a snake charmer, if you now what I mean. I can ride a unicycle, make balloon animals, juggle, and take prat falls. What I'm saying is that I'm the type of guy you take home to mom...or to a kid's party. Either way is cool with me.

Disgruntled teenager pick-up lines by mmyers 1-17-05

Whatever. As if. If you wanna ever come over or whatever, then maybe we could like do some stuff and that might be cool or whatever but if not, whatever. That like might be cool and stuff. I dunno. I'm pregnant. Fuck.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I used some of your pick-up lines on my dog, and they worked!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yeah, but your dog also wears party hats and sunglasses.

Mmyers, would you mind terribly if I did some? I need your permission because I'm poor.

Rabid asked me to post these here for him:

Cosplay Pickup Lines by Rabid_Weasle 11-13-03

Hey baby, I'm gonna cast a spell on you. It'll make you sexier. Hmmm.... nothing's happening... Guess it's not possible for you to get any sexier. RRRRROWR!

Cosplay Pickup Lines 2 by Rabid_Weasle 11-14-03

Hey there, what are you? I'm a level 23 She-cat! You? Glad you asked. I'm a level 40 Orgasmage! RRRRRROWR!

Cosplay Pickup Lines 3 by Rabid_Weasle 11-14-03

Have you found the Stone of Destiny yet? Nope. Wait! You have it in your pocket don't you! Uhhh... no... Really? Cause I could have sworn my quest was to end with me in your pants.

You have my complete blessing, possums.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.