We Love Timber Wolves 1 by biped 1-20-05

Timber wolves, oh, timber wolves, laaa, laaa, laaa... TIMBER WOOOLVVVES!!! YEAH-YEAH-YEAH!!! Buh-WOOOOOO!!! WUH-WUH-WOOOOOOO!!! Wait here -- I'll go get Bobby and Sally! He...he's gone... He would've stayed if you'd just played with his dick a little, dumbshit!

We Love Timber Wolves 2 by biped 1-20-05

Timber wolf dicks, ohhh timber wolf dicks... ...we're the TIMBER WOLF DICK PARAAAAADE!!! HOT-CHA-CHAAA!!! Hurry, please...we may just catch them before their little parade is over... Buh-WOOOOOO!!! WUH-WUH-WOOOOOOOO!!! I wonder where Mommy is? FUCK Mom! She HATES timber wolves...and she hates US!

We Love Timber Wolves 3 by biped 1-20-05

...so, I'll tie up the stupid clerk, and you pretend that you work there! And I'll tell everybody that they should all love timber wolves! WHEEEEEEE! Mister, you should love timber wolves! 'Cuz if you don't, you're just a BIG, FAT DUMBASS! GUH -- I only wanted a fried peach turnover... BOBBY! SALLY! Oh, I'm worried sick! Where on earth could they be? Buh-WOOOOOO!!! WUH-WUH-WOOOOOOOO!!!

We Love Timber Wolves 4 by biped 1-20-05

...and you wanted Bobby and Sally to see the timber wolf. YES, officer! But it's always GONE! And when it comes BACK -- the CHILDREN have DISAPPEARED! Oh, TIMBER WOOOOLVVVES! You should all worship TIMBER WOOOOLVVVES! La, la, la! DON'T LISTEN TO THE PREACHER, EVERYBODY! HE'S A NON-TIMBER-WOLF-LOVIN' DUMBASS! ...it's HORRIBLE! They've TOTALLY DISRUPTED the evening worship service! And they've BLASPHEMED -- OH MY GOD, I'VE GOT TO GET THE TIMBER WOLF TO THAT CHURCH! TIMBER WOOOLF! OH, TIMBER WOOOOOOLF!

We Love Timber Wolves 5 by biped 1-20-05

BOBBY! SALLY! I BROUGHT THE TIMBER WOLF, AND -- OH, SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU HORRIBLE PEOPLE! Buh-WOOOOOO!!! WUH-WUH-WOOOOOOOO!!! TIMBER WOOOLVVES! I HATE MOMMMMM! LA, LA, LA! WE'RE THE TIMBER-WOLVES-I-HATE-MOM-PARAAAAADE!!! YEAH-YEAH-YEAH!!! WHERE ON EARTH have you children BEEN? I had a TIMBER WOLF for you, and -- BULLSHIT, YOU STINKIN' LIAR!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

There are no words to describe how I feel about these comics.

Oh, wait. I thought of one.

"BAD"

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I thought of two:
"Buh-WOOOOOO!!!" and "WUH-WUH-WOOOOOOOO!!!"

I ENJOYED THEM!

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR BREVITY!!!

YEAH!!!!!!! WHO'S BAD!!!!!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It's classic "WTF" biped quality humor... so it's pretty good.

President Bush approves of these comics. That could be good or bad.

They were "eh". I liked the "Buh-WOOOOOO!!! WUH-WUH-WOOOOOOOO!!!" best.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

As in "sexxx-eh"!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

As in "sexxx-eh"!

You are insane. :)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Hey, Biped, look behind you, Ive ascaped from The instatution to chop your testicles off and rape your corps!

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I am a changed man! Please forgive!

That would sound a lot scarier if you were Chuck Connors.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That's a coyote. In the comic. Coyote.

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8===D

I think you replied to that a little TOO late. Check the date. It's ten (10) days apart.

At anyrate.. Insazny as always, Biped-ular Quadcycle.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

IT'S EXACTLY ON TIME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! SO WHAT!

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8===D

No, it isn't.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The red X approves

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

MICHAEL JACKSON I LOVE YOUU!!!!!!!!!!

aowww!!!!! is the Best!!!!!!!

Hardee-Har-Haaaarrrr....

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Heeeey... that wasn't supposed to be a red x.

And where the fuck is biped AKA Mr Wonderful anyway? He seems to have died or gotten a life or something horrible like that.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.