'Sup. Here's a story.

"I'm a new 'user' and I think I'm in love with the site but who knows how long that will last and I don't have that much time because I work a lot so I did 4 strips on today my first day because I wanted to and because I won't be on every day or more than like a couple of times a week or something so I did the comics and then came on here and now I feel like a whole man and I can die in peace and also I have to go to work in an hour but I hope you like the comics and if you don't maybe we can work out some kind of "deal" so that you do or at least shut up about it already god dammit...

THAT was the world's longest run-on sentence. I win.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/theReverend
Click that ^ and then go to the other ones. Or don't. You know, I'm not trying to rule your life. I'm really not. Fly free, sweet bird-child! May Peace be all up in you! Excelsior!

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Son of a bitch. I did it already. The ultimate newb offense. Posted this topic twice. SHIT. Well, uh. Sorry.

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I read your strips and I really liked the zaniness, but it would be nice if there were a little more cohesion within each strip. Pure randomness is rarely funny, although you did a pretty good job, I think.

Oh, and that's nowhere close to the longest run-on sentence...

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Yeah. I know.

P.S. There is actually quite a hefty (or "an hefty" for you annoying people) amount of cohesion within each strip. There is a small amount of subtlety to one or two of the punchlines, which can be confusing in the context of a rather blatent, random, and possibly offensive comic. Furthermore, there are several elements repeated from strip to strip, creating much more "continuity" (term used rather loosely and not refering to plot) than I initially intended coupled with an implied episodic format (so far), also unintentional.

Also, cupcake-storied cat publications are rarely subjected to pagents of this viscosity.

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Yeah. I know.

P.S. There is actually quite a hefty (or "an hefty" for you annoying people) amount of cohesion within each strip. There is a small amount of subtlety to one or two of the punchlines, which can be confusing in the context of a rather blatent, random, and possibly offensive comic. Furthermore, there are several elements repeated from strip to strip, creating much more "continuity" (term used rather loosely and not refering to plot) than I initially intended coupled with an implied episodic format (so far), also unintentional.

Also, cupcake-storied cat publications are rarely subjected to pagents of this viscosity.

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Don't I wish!

By the way, not_Scyess, your '146' series is quite brilliant, taking my mind on an interstellar journey akin to some kinda drug or a weird cartoon by some guy neither of us has heard of.

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I'm late for work! GODDAMMIT!

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CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #0 -- 1.25.05 by theReverend 1-25-05

...and we're back! Welcome to Crapshoot Theatre. You like that? I just made it up! Now we join our story already in progress... I thought we had an agreement and then you come out with this? Repeat after me: I AM ASIAN AND FROM ASIA I told you when we met that I'm Mexican, but you didn't listen, as usual. This relationship is making my brain bleed... You can pack your fucking bags tonight, damn you! ...hahaha! Those girls! Didn't I tell you bitches I love all my children? Haha...well, that's another edition of Crapshoot Theatre! Peace out!

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CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #1 by theReverend 1-25-05

Hey hey! Welcome to another fantastic edition of Crapshoot Theatre. With us now, as He always is, your Savior and mine...jiggedy JESUS CHRRIIIIIIISSST! CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP THANK YOU, THANK YOU! Great to be here...thanks everyone! All right! Thank you. Three panels sucks!

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CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #2 by theReverend 1-25-05

Guess what? I know a "#0" comic makes no sense! I'm not an idiot! You sure about that? Yep! You know, the name "Crapshoot Theatre" doesn't make a whole lot of sense either. Guess what? Fuck you! No kidding!

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CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #3 by theReverend 1-25-05

'Sup. Here's a story! "Shortly after high school I went and found a girl I used to like, and thought I had the courage to finally ask her for a waffle date or snuggling... um...uh...hey Chastity...um...uh... That's not my name anymore and you're really tiny, so it'll cost extra. I had to grow up so fast!

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CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #4 by theReverend 1-31-05

Listen up, you cunts. Not a single rage-stoking day goes by without me showing up in some jackass's webcomic. I've been on every website in existence, I swear to shit. It's...It's just tiring, is all. Hey, you made it! Thanks for finally stopping by my strip! This is awesome! GOD DAMN IT

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CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #5 by theReverend 1-31-05

Woah, my arm itches. ...what, we're on? Oh, hello! Welcome back to Crapshoot! There's a lesson here. ...we've got a great show for you today, folks! Don't you move! I'LL NEVER DO HOMEWORK AGAIN! HOORAY FOR JESUS!

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Here are the last few "crapshoots", if you know what I mean.

CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #6 by theReverend 2-02-05

CRAPSHOOT GODDAMMIT! ...I really didn't know what I was doing, I mean she just kept YELLING at me and then I was hitting....cutting...hitting... The blood...so much blood all over me, all over everything... I just couldn't stop once I started, you know? I thought...I mean I had to make sure she was dead...I just couldn't stop hitting her...OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE...I'M SO SORRY Sir, do you realize how fast you were going?

CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #7 by theReverend 2-06-05

...so I've been on the streets since I was...well I don't know, it's been so long...and I have a child and a wife to feed and these clothes came from a corpse I found last year and I have to eat... ...please anything you can do to help, just a little change could let my family eat or maybe get some medicine for our numerous open bodily sores and illnesses...but please sir anything would help... Ha ha! You tell good stories! ...sir please...so hungry...

CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #8 by theReverend 2-06-05

So are we going to that home game or what? I mean, I don't want to get ready and then have you go to sleep or... ZANGO! That means 'YES'! I want a divorce.

CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #9 by theReverend 2-06-05

You ever have that thing where you're nailin' some chick and then you're lickin' and you taste your own cum and then one of her blisters pops and it's all over your face and hair and stuff? Well, uh... Yep, one CRA-ZY family reunion!

Don't worry, I haven't forsaken Jesus. You were worried. I saw it in your eyes...those beautiful, shiny eyes...mmm.

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I wondered what was so good about those last few strips, then I read your text... NO JESUS! If only we could do the same thing in the world at large.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

All you really need to thwart that guy is a restraining order. He genuinely respects the law, the spineless cross-jockey.

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CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #10 -HIGH FIVE!- by theReverend 2-17-05

Hi, everybody! I hope you're all ready for another hilarious- BOO! WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!? SHOW YOURSELF!!! Hahaha! Best Joke Award; '29, '62, '74, '99, '05. Happy 10th Strip, Crapshoot Theatre! HIGH FIVE BOO!

Don't let those wily medical professionals fool you; self-congratulation is the best medicine.

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Well, I was gone from de site for quite some time (WHO NOTICED?) due to computer troubles, so here's a comic about computers, sorta.

CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #11 by theReverend 3-10-05

Dude! You've been sitting at that damn magic box all week...it's time you got out and did something with your life, man! Party with me tonight, we'll get you LAID for sure! I currently receive around 20 naked jpegs a day depicting girls between the ages of 16 and 30 in positions specifically designed to keep me satisfyed between our daily live video cyber-sex sessions. Hhh..hh...how... ...much does it cost? Only your integrity my friend, only your integrity.

CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #12 by theReverend 3-10-05

There you are! You left the seat up again, you pig! How about you consider me for a change? I somehow equate this issue with feminism! You expect me to check and adjust the seat before AND after using the fuckin' john SOLELY for your convinience? Why shouldn't we both just leave it the way we used it? DURR...MEN DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE PAIN OF LABOR...DURRR Listen, numbnuts...how about you start paying attention before ploppin' down on your fat ass, and I do the same...thus promoting EQUALITY and LOGIC? Equality...huh. That's almost better than special privileges for one group! But what is this LOGIC you speak of?

This one I've wanted to do for a while. Despite the immediate impression that a RETREAD would have, I'm totally coated in feminist juices. This lady and many like her (curse your souls) just don't get it. Women who "train" men into illogical behaviors should be the enemy of the true feminist and rationalitician(new word) alike. DURRR

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CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #13 by theReverend 3-30-05

I've been gone a while. You know, from the "show". Um...so I haven't really been up to a whole lot. Just like, saving souls and stuff. ...but anyway, I guess I'll just- NOBODY CARES!

CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #13 version 2.0 by theReverend 3-30-05

This comic is the same. I've been gone a while. You know, from the "show". As the last one. Um...so I haven't really been up to a whole lot. Just like, saving souls and stuff. Except with no dog. Is that okay with you? I thought it made the punchline a little better, alright? GET OFF MY BACK ...but anyway, I guess I'll just- NOBODY CARES!

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CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #14 by theReverend 4-11-05

I like cock. Yeah, alright... I like cock! I HEARD YOU

CRAPSHOOT THEATRE #15 by theReverend 4-11-05

I'm going to kill you! And I want to die! This relationship is going nowhere. Yeah, I'm done. See you around.

Reaction panel -centric? Could be!

Hey, if anybody wants me to stop making comics, just let me know. I'll...be hurt.

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That was an entry in Comic Contest 146, the theme of which was "dada." It didn't win.

I love #13, #13 2.0, and #15. #14 is too dada for my taste.

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Yeah...I may have pushed it with the "background story" on that one. Supposed to be the world ending (bombing, intense blowout, nuclear winter) while the dudes (in this case cats) are involved something much less important (in this case pride in ones sexuality).

Hence...yeah, maybe it was too much.

I need more fart and/or dick size jokes.

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Yeah...I may have pushed it with the "background story" on that one. Supposed to be the world ending (bombing, intense blowout, nuclear winter) while the dudes (in this case cats) are involved something much less important (in this case pride in ones sexuality).

Hence...yeah, maybe it was too much.

I need more fart and/or dick size jokes.

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The punchline of the comic so elegantly summarized above is "I like cock!"

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