I love the restaurant backdrop.
[Click to view comic: 'My Dinner with TOBOR']
[Click to view comic: 'Why I have such a hard time at restaurants']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

One of the single most romantic things I have ever read.

Can someone please explain what "matradi" means? And "mostress" while you're at it. I'm assuming that the funny factor of these comics hinges on these two words because I'm just not getting it.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Philistine.

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Dad was flammable

I'm guessing "matradi" means maitre d'.

I should've logged in as DrPedantic before I posted this.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

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I should've logged in as DrPedantic before I posted this.

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Also, I meant moistress. sorry.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Also, I meant moistress. sorry.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And... uh... I meant it a lot. Twice at least.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet