I love the restaurant backdrop.

My Dinner with TOBOR by Spankling 2-16-05

Yes, this is much better. Thank you! YES! This is so much better than back by the kitchen. YES! You handled that maitre d' very well... IT IS GOOD TO FIND SOMEONE WHO TRULY APPRICIATES CORNHOLING!

Why I have such a hard time at restaurants by Spankling 2-16-05

Good evening sir! May I take your order? The question, dear lady, is may I take your order? My order... sir? Sweet mistress! I beg only to serve you. In that case, order the expensive red wine and a T-bone, leave a 50% tip and get the fuck out without touching anything. OOOOO! I love how your nostils flare when you are being cruel and unusual!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

One of the single most romantic things I have ever read.

Can someone please explain what "matradi" means? And "mostress" while you're at it. I'm assuming that the funny factor of these comics hinges on these two words because I'm just not getting it.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Philistine.

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Dad was flammable

I'm guessing "matradi" means maitre d'.

I should've logged in as DrPedantic before I posted this.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

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I should've logged in as DrPedantic before I posted this.

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Also, I meant moistress. sorry.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Also, I meant moistress. sorry.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And... uh... I meant it a lot. Twice at least.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet