WORLD'S WORST WAYS TO GET FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!

Superman, do you think I should judge this contest in about a week?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Alright! ALright. I'll make a REAL comic soon.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

WW 39: Dubya Tay Eff? by BigFrank105 3-05-05

I have good idea! Let us crash airplane into tall American building! That a good idea, Achmed! Hey George, why don't we run for political office! *Drool* Hey Ashley, why don't you follow in my footsteps and begin a singing career? Well, I dunno Jessica. I don't have any real talent!

Here's my entry. If this wins Frank gets to make the next competition though.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

WW39: Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous by quodlibet 3-07-05

I won BTC #21 on stripcreator.com! Fifty dollars, man, fifty dollars.

WW39: Life at the Top by quodlibet 3-07-05

Hey, you're the loser who lost us the World Series!

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

WW39 - Thank you, Internet... by Melkor 3-08-05

I'm sorry Mary, your psychoses have lowered office moral . And quite frankly, wearing tin foil on our casual friday's didnt help , either. You're fired. No! The world must be warned of the impending doom. Satanic forces have alied with the Illuminatti to control our minds by sending X-Rays to our doorknobs! I'll show 'em, I'll show 'em *twitch*. I'll warn the world, i'll start a website!*twitchTwitchtwitch* One month later. Your site has reached 1,000,000 hits. YYYYEE*twitch*EESSSSS!!

WW39 - Next, on CBS! by Melkor 3-08-05

Hello and Welcome to the final round of Survivor: Midget's island! Our first finalist: A Scotsmen dwarf with tourette's syndrome. Ach! Watchya tooking aboot ya great southern pansy! I dont have Tourette's! Pass me the fooking haggis, ya festering tit! And our second finalist: a conservative midget. Stop midget on Midget Crime! there are no small crimes, only small criminals. ah, shut yer gap, ya prancing fairie!

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.