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I has a flavor!

Featuring his smash hit, "She Has Freckles On Her, But She Is Nice."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Also features the declamation of the poem "Rhyme of the ancient Pussy"

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

and such time-honored classics as "Looking Down the Barrel of a Pun" and "My Cat's Got The Same Mustache as Me".

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

And of course his love song for a sheep "I wanna fuck ewe"

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

And, "I'm A Big Stupid Dummy, And I Smell and I have a Big Mustache... That Smells."

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Poop.

The only request Ken ever got was for "Far Away and Nothing At All."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"KEN YOU DIG IT , SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

CONTAINS YOUR FAVORITE SMASH HITS!*

"Ken You Feel the Love Tonight"

"I Ken't Stop Loving You"

"I Got (No) Rhythm"

"Blue Moon of Kentucky"

"It's Raining Ken"

"Ohio"

"TaKen Care of Business"

...and that Doctor's-waiting-room favorite:

"Turn Your Head and Cough, Man"

*As performed by Ken, not the original artists

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Special edition features a duet with Anal Kent.

Who the fuck names their band "Request Only" and then names their album "Ken"?

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AFROMANS MOVE

Probably the cousins of the people who named their band "The Original Artists."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

This guy's version of "I Might Just Be Retarded" is AWESOME!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Ya know, not a lot of people know that Ken (left) kept a fully functional five inch replica of himself (right) solely for self gratification.

And he masturbated a lot.

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I have absolutely no tolerance for anyone who buries another person alive.