BTC22: Template by quodlibet 3-08-05

And that's why it's two years overdue. You're so full of shit.

The Rules
1. The only better thing than a fast comic is a FUNNY comic.

Judging whenever I feel like it.

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

BTC 22: A Cheeky Excuse by kaufman 3-08-05

But I'm 8 years old. Why won't you let me into the first grade? You know the rules, Johnny. All incoming students must have a complete physical. We requested a stool sample from you in 2003, and you still haven't provided it. I'd like to, but when I was 4, they laid a new sidewalk on our street. I had to leave my mark, and since then, I haven't been able to produce. I can show you concrete evidence of my claims. And that's why it's two years overdue. You're so full of shit.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

BTC 22: Billy's Excellent Excuse by biped 3-08-05

Gosh! I'd better hurry up and return this book to the school library. That's the responsible thing to do! We call upon the best and the brightest of Earthlings to help us defeat the evil empire of Gorthon! Failure will mean the total enslavement of the entire universe! The innocent will be crushed! Well, it's been a long series of incredible space battles, but we finally destroyed the Gorthonites and made the universe safe for decent, freedom-loving beings everywhere! We could never have done it without you, Billy --you're the greatest sentient being who ever lived. Our children pray to you nightly -- our elders fervently worship you in the Holy Halls of Divinity. And that's why it's two years overdue. You're so full of shit.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Okay, I know I said, funny comics are better than fast ones, but COME ON, folks, I didn't think any of you were quite *that* slow on the uptake.

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

BTC 22: Gorilla gang raped at the zoo by suicide_king 3-16-05

Now when my sister started "showing" in 8th grade, everyone thought the delivery would take place by summer. Do you know what the gestation period is for silverback gorillas? 30 months. And that's why it's two years overdue. You're so full of shit.

BTC- denial. by xxausrottenxx 3-16-05

No, you aren't pregnant... you're just fat. ... ... And that's why it's two years overdue. You're so full of shit.

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And I declare biped the winner of BTC #22 for the comic:

BTC 22: Billy's Excellent Excuse by biped 3-08-05

Gosh! I'd better hurry up and return this book to the school library. That's the responsible thing to do! We call upon the best and the brightest of Earthlings to help us defeat the evil empire of Gorthon! Failure will mean the total enslavement of the entire universe! The innocent will be crushed! Well, it's been a long series of incredible space battles, but we finally destroyed the Gorthonites and made the universe safe for decent, freedom-loving beings everywhere! We could never have done it without you, Billy --you're the greatest sentient being who ever lived. Our children pray to you nightly -- our elders fervently worship you in the Holy Halls of Divinity. And that's why it's two years overdue. You're so full of shit.

As the winner of BTC #22, biped will receive a pair of ultra-tight jeans containing a live (and ravenous) Tazmanian devil, in addition to the incomparable honour of running BTC #23.

Thanks to all who played!

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Thanks! I feel all conceited and full of myself now -- it's a great feeling!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.