I don't know why I made this template. I don't know if it will serve as an inspiration for you. I don't know whether or not this BTC will suck.

BTC 23: Template by biped 3-18-05

PAPA!!!

I don't know if anyone will PM me begging to be co-judges for this contest, or if I will just judge it by myself. I don't know whether or not you will leave the third panel exactly as it is. I don't know if you will use photoshop.

I don't know what the deal is with this guy:

I don't know when I will judge this contest.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Well i could not think of anything, mainly becauase of all the fucking MORONS calling support today...

This one REALLY sucks but this thread is empty...

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I dumb :D

BTC 23: In praise of goldfish by quodlibet 3-19-05

Well, mister, we have a great deal on parrots this afternoon. I'll take one. You're not a very good parrot. 'Polly wanna cracker.' Say it. 'Polly wanna cracker.' PAPA!

BTC 23: Pasiphae and the Bull Redux by quodlibet 3-19-05

So many people ask me why I am such a great matador. It is a matter of skill and intimidation. Witness this. Oh yeah. Take it! Tomorrow you will be mine in the ring! Moooooooooooo!! Now I know why I lost that match. PAPA!

BTC 23: The true test of paternity by quodlibet 3-19-05

Well, he could be mine. He's as well-hung as I am. PAPA!

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

cheap beer..

BTC- Milwaukee's Beastiality by xxausrottenxx 3-19-05

I mean like...I'm a matador, sometimes the relationships with the bulls get intimate... ...It's just something I'm gonna have to live with PAPA!

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BTC: Steve Gutenberg stole my underwear. by JESUSSANDWICH 3-22-05

Famous Mexican actor "Pablo Diapers" I FUCKING SAID I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO DO THE FUCKING MATADOR SCENE WITHOUT MY FUCKING SHITSQUIRT BOTTLE OF WATER! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT IN SATAN'S SEVEN ANUS RINGS ARE YOU DOING HERE?! PAPA!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

BTC 23: You put the ass in assistant... by lukket 3-25-05

You're the worst personal assistant I ever had! If you mess up one more time, you're fired! Sorry. Just give me one more chance to prove my worth. OK. Here's the deal: You'll get me some whores that will love me like a father. Thank you boss. You won't be disappointed in me. The next day... PAPA!!!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Wake up the kids! It's time to announce the winner!

2nd place: lukket for "You put the ass in assistant..."

1st place: possums for "This guy..."

I liked the Hairdo Guy-David Lynch combination. And now possums, it is time for you to uphold the standard of excellence that is the BTC.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Standard of excellence? More like... standard of CRAPULENCE. JK! LOL!

Yeah it'll be up like before you can recite the Gettysburg Adress to the tune of Stairway to Heaven.