Introducing my very own one-note character.

Loud Joe Goes to College by fuzzyman 4-06-05

EXCUSE ME!!!! CAN YOU TELL ME WHICH WAY TO INTRO TO ELVEN PSYCHOLOGY 101!!!!!???? Elven Psychology? I wasn't aware-- YEAH!!!!! I'M TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER ELF, YOU SEE!!!!!! Get in touch...? HEY!!! WOULD YOU LIKE TO TOUCH MY INNER ELF, TOO??? YOU SHOULD AUDIT THIS CLASS!!!! THEN OUR INNER ELVES COULD FIGHT AND STUFF!!!! If your inner elf gets anywhere near me I'll kick his tiny little ass.

Loud Joe Goes to the Convenience Store by fuzzyman 4-06-05

Here you go, Trojans Extra Moist. That will be $8.63, please. Big night planned? YOU BET!!!! I'LL BE NEEDING THIS ENTIRE BOX!!!! SOME LUCKY LADY WILL BE ENJOYING HOT LOVE FROM JOE'S BIG SALAMI TONIGHT!!!!!! SO WHEN DO YOU GET OFF WORK!!??

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Both of them good! The first was actually losing my interest until "If your inner elf gets anywhere near me I'll kick his tiny little ass." Excellent.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Both rated good.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Thanks...

Loud Joe Goes on a Date by fuzzyman 4-06-05

So nice of you to ask me to dinner... YEAH, AIN'T THIS PLACE GREAT!!?? CHECK OUT THIS MENU!!! HEY, WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPETIZER!!?? THEY HAVE SOME GREAT SPICY CHICKEN FINGERS HERE!!!! Excuse me. I have to go. WHAT, YOU DON'T LIKE SPICY!!?? WE CAN ORDER MILD!!!

Lous Joe goes to the Bathroom by fuzzyman 4-06-05

AWRIGHT!!! THE MEN'S ROOM IS ALL MINE!!! IT'S A GREAT TIME FOR ME TO PRACTICE FOR THE LONG DISTANCE BODILY FUNCTIONS CUP!!! WOW!!!! ALMOST MADE IT!!!! LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO GET THAT URINARY TRACT INFECTION CHECKED OUT!!!! WHOAH!!!! WHO KNEW EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA COULD BE SUCH FUN!!??

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The chicken fingers comic is funny, but the one which is just putting random props on a toilet is kind of lame. I like the character so far, though.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

It's like the new improved CRABBY of old!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

My favourite part was the sexy backgrounds.

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Poop.

Actually, the background on the bathroom one is my downfall. Since it takes place in a bathroom, naturally I put it there, and stuck the props on the toilet because I couldn't place Joe closer.

The joke is supposed to be about what people can's help bit overhear Joe saying in the bathroom, but it is better done without showing him in the bathroom at all:

Lous Joe goes to the Bathroom (revised) by fuzzyman 4-07-05

AWRIGHT!!! THE BATHROOM IS ALL MINE!!! TIME TO GET DOWN TO SOME SERIOUS BODILY FUNCTIONS!!! WOW!!!! NEVER SEEN THAT COLOR BEFORE!!!! LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO GET THAT URINARY TRACT INFECTION CHECKED OUT!!!! WHOAH!!!! TALK ABOUT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!!!! I'LL BE CLEANING THAT OFF THE CEILING FOR WEEKS!!!

So Joe's one-note characteristic isn't just that he's loud, it's that he yells this play-by-play of his life or everyone to hear.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Definitely better this way. I probably would have used the laboratory background, myself, since to me it looks like a futuristic port-o-potty.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Or the trees background. Loud Joe could be part bear.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Yeah, I should make up a door background that doesn't lead outside. That's always bugged me.

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Poop.

I thought the Pope shit in the woods.

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What others say about boorite!

You mean "shat".

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Dad was flammable

If his body doesn't decay, the chances of him again shitting in the woods has increased.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I met a real-life loud Joe at work yesterday. Only it was the female equivalent. And I almost burst out laughing abotu 10 billion times when she would talk to me.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Loud Joe, king of TMI.

Loud Joe Buys Underwear by fuzzyman 4-15-05

Can I help you, sir? YES, I'M LOOKING FOR SOME UNDERWEAR!!!! SOMETHING STYLISH THAT DOESN'T CHAFE!!!! IF I DON'T USE MY THIGH CREAM I BREAK OUT IN A RASH, YOU SEE!!! Ummm, well, we have these lovely Nautica super-soft 100% cotton briefs. Guaranteed not to irritate your sensitive skin. GREAT!!!! DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING WITH A BIGGER BALLSACK!!!? IF I DON'T TAKE MY ANTIBIOTICS MY TESTES GROW TO THE SIZE OF GRAPEFRUIT!!!! Oh... uh, you want the Tommy Hilfiger Silky Ballmaster Plus, then. PERFECT!!!! SAY, WOULD YOU HAVE THESE IN BROWN!!?? IF I USE OVERSIZE GERBILS I GET SKIDMARKS THAT JUST WON'T COME OUT IN THE WASH!!!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.