Alternate Universe Stripcreator Comic FAQ:
1. Narrate everything.
2. Use the narrarion in every panel to explain what is going on in the panel.
3. Never use capitalization or punctuation.
4. OMG! ROFL!!!
5. Did I mention you should always use narration?
6. Asian girls love you long time. No one has done that before!!!! Go for it!!!!
7. IF YOU DO USE CAPITALIZATION AND PUNCTUATION, USE IT ALL THE TIME!!!!!???????
8. It's okay to use narration to explain the punchline.
9. If you don't have a punchline, that's okay. Just use more narration.
10. Fuck you! Been doin' asshole?
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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.