S.o.W.C. "Gordo #1" by darwin_farkus 4-08-05

Gordo touch dookie? What? Gordo touch dookie? Are... are you talking to me? Look man, don't make me spell it out for you... just please don't flush that toilet. No problem... I also wasn't planning on washing my hands either, if you care.

S.o.W.C. "Gordo #2" by darwin_farkus 4-08-05

Gordo touch dookie? Hey... man! (Hic!) You.. uh, you seen my keys around here? Gordo touch dookie? These.. (Urp!)... these bastards out there is sayin' they hid my keys from me... hey man... maybe I should... sleep with Dave's wife...that'd show that prick who's boss... So... are you gonna shit or what?

S.o.W.C. "Gordo #3" by darwin_farkus 4-08-05

Gordo touch... black person dookie? Uh, excuse me? What did you say? And what the hell are you doing in the women's restroom? Gordo touch darkie dookie? Now listen here, you son of a bitch! I know a couple of lead pipe carrying brothas down the street that might like to hear your green cracker-ass say that! ...Green cracker-ass? You fucking racist.

S.o.W.C. "Gordo #4" by darwin_farkus 4-08-05

Sigh... Sure was cold out today... hmm... did I remember to turn the stove off before I left the house? Great, this is going to bug me for the rest of the day... ...You know, I should really look Janet up... she was a nice girl... haven't talked to her since... jeez, I guess since the company picnic last year... God, why did I never call her?

I found these funny, but now I feel guilty about it.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'm terribly sorry.

"Gordo #5" by darwin_farkus 6-22-05

Gordo touch Santa dookie? Listen here, cumwad, I've heard about you, and I've had a long day of little kids sittin' on my lap tellin' me what they want for Christmas and whatnot. And to be quite honest, the whole ordeal has given me a festive holiday chub that won't quit. So if you don't mind giving me a little privacy while I jack off, I'd really appreciate it. Gordo touch - ... Hey! There's a handicapped kid in that second stall over there. I'll hold him down while you fuck him, deal? Waaay ahead of you.

I don't know why I find these amusing, but for some reason, I do.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Am I going to hell for laughing at these?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

2nd time i've spittled here.

i don't know if everyone was out watching porn or practicing their spalding or what, but i don't knowhow these went two months with barely a comment. this's is the best series i've read since i got here. keep em coming

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what if nigger meant kite

S.o.W.C., Inc. Presents: "Dead Baby Theatre #1" by darwin_farkus 7-27-05

Hey hey, kids! It's your old pal Lucifer here! Who feels like a joke? Okay, okay... what's BLUE and YELLOW and usually found at the bottom of a SWIMMING POOL? Hey! I know this one! A BABY with slashed FLOATIES! Yuk yuk yuk! Hahahaha... classic. So, what's GREEN and BLACK and YELLOW and is usually found at the bottom of a SWIMMING POOL? Um, the same baby four weeks later?! Yuk yuk yuk! Right you are, kiddo! And finally, what's RED and YELLOW and often found floating on TOP of a SWIMMING POOL? FLOATIES with a slashed BABY!!! Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk!

hmm quite amuzing and accurate about people who play santa prolly getting hardons from having kids sitting in their laps. Sick bastards.

Think its a joke? Well maybe! but i don't trust the sick bastards! Sounds like a good way to get a 5 year old to give you a free lapdance! Ewww....

I love your comics. The santa one is my favorite.
I think its worth going to hell to read all these!

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks