I was visiting someone at the local mental hospital yesterday. Checking in with today's new strips on the site, it felt like I was still there.

Tony

That's because many of us suffer from mental illness. Isn't that hilarious?

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What others say about boorite!

Err, yeah! Hilarious.

I feel like punishing the weak-minded.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'd like to see that. What would be your preferred form of punishment?

Getting them to respond to my posts.

;)

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

What?!? I didn't do any strips today!

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I has a flavor!

Hell, I'm a clinically depressed corpophile.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

This actually IS a mental hospital and you haven't realized it yet.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

What a coincidence. I was voted most likely to be at a local mental hospital yesterday. Did you see me?!

My mind is a mental hospital

"It was really sad when I went to visit my friend Jim at the state mental institution. He was convinced he was on a tropical island with no cares and no worries. It took me a long time to convince him that no, he was in a room with bare walls and a bare bed and he was wearing a straitjacket."

-- Jack Handy

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I am actually legally insane. Ah, the sweet sweet dollars I get from your taxes every month, for no work and contributing absolutely nothing to society. It's a great feeling.

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Could this be...THE BURIAL MASK OF AGAMEMNON?!

Where the fucking shit hell ass cunt bitch dick damn do I sign up?

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Sign me the fuck up.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You want sanity? Here's your f'n sanity:

Ronald: I- I swear to god, Dave! I didn't see that damn Hamburglar! He's- he's too fast!
Dave: Shut up! J-just shut the fuck up! LOOK WHAT YOU MAKE ME DO GOD DAMN IT!
Ronald: I'm sorry, Dave... just... just.... let's be dolls again... please!

an acrostic
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a quack in the forest
bob hears it
so he takes his gun
into the swamp
not sure of the duck's wherabouts
totally unaware of the danger impending
honor brings him forth
eee! it's a giant fucking duck!

WOOOOONK.

Possums... did you take the brown acid again?

I rest my case. ;-)

Tony

Look more like it was the Green Heiroglyph again

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I dumb :D

That's strange. I suddenly have an urge to drink absinthe. Not that I ever don't.

That can be arranged...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

You will become a big-time absinth dealer if you're not careful.

Add me to the listserv, please.

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