You want sanity? Here's your f'n sanity:

Ronald: I- I swear to god, Dave! I didn't see that damn Hamburglar! He's- he's too fast!
Dave: Shut up! J-just shut the fuck up! LOOK WHAT YOU MAKE ME DO GOD DAMN IT!
Ronald: I'm sorry, Dave... just... just.... let's be dolls again... please!
an acrostic
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a quack in the forest
bob hears it
so he takes his gun
into the swamp
not sure of the duck's wherabouts
totally unaware of the danger impending
honor brings him forth
eee! it's a giant fucking duck!
WOOOOONK.