Ok the first and second are the ones i like, slightly different, the third was just going with it...

Mentos! by flipynif1 4-08-05

'Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, do-Wah!' ...It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, and Mentos is fresh and full of life. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HELP!! Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool, with Mentos, fresh and full of life. Fresh goes better, Mentos freshness, fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life! gurgle Ahem Mentos, the freshmaker?

Mentos 2 by flipynif1 4-08-05

'Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, do-Wah!' ...It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, and Mentos is fresh and full of life. MWAHAHAHAHAHAH.. Aaahhhhhh HELP! uh Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool, with Mentos, fresh and full of life. Fresh goes better, Mentos freshness, fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH gurgle Mentos, The FRESH maker! *winks* Ha ha ha, oh you.

Not Mentos by flipynif1 4-09-05

Get your skis shined up, grab a stick of juicy fruit, the taste is gonna move ya! Take a sniff, pull it out! The taste is gonna move ya when you put it in your MOUTH!! Oh yeah...MWAHAHAHAHA HELP!! RAPE!! AHHHHHHH...muffle muffle Juicy fruit, it's gonna move ya. Juicy soft, it goes right through ya. Juicy fruit, the taste the taste the taste is gonna MOOOVE YA!! NOW YOU DIE!! MWAHAHAHAH AHHHH...HELP!! HELP...gurgle gurgle *winks Ha ha ha, oh you...... .............................................. .................wait a minute...

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I dumb :D

the first one was alright i guess

I still prefer the second one.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

I prefer different comics.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

not_Scyess, you've got to stop being so blindly positive the whole time. Would it kill you to criticise someone's comics for a change?

I prefer stuffing large ojects up peoples anuses then filling them with glass and hitting them with a hammer

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I dumb :D

I prefer stuffing people up large objects' anuses then hammering them with glass and filling them with hits.

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It's grime time.

Mentos - For People These are Tasting Fresh by MikeyG 4-23-04

I walk near and then into place of business costumes. I am observing of this and will making gestures for purpose. Oh no, I am a clown. Humorous! A maker of merriment has become of you! Mentos, the Flavorness! This is a situation of much comedy laughter! Together we will partake of Mentos!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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