ive been found out and rated down from 4 stars anyways, so here they are!

Paul Bearer by donttellmewhattodo 2-16-05

whats the coffin carrier guy that carry's coffins at a funeral??? I totally forgot. His name is paul bearer, i think he works for fed-ex i think so, anyways

Based on a comic from Inflatable_Man by donttellmewhattodo 2-13-05

Why do they call you "donttellmewhattodo", mister? Because every now and then i do things that people tell me not to do, such as "would you like a popsicle little girl?" Hey, get back here! dont tell me what to do!

Penetration....and ACTION by donttellmewhattodo 2-13-05

Ok, i think i got it now. It's not working! "Turn power On...Increase or Decrease vibration speed to desired level"........Oh, You have to turn it ON first! My wife is going to kill me if she finds out im looking at her porn site.

Romance by donttellmewhattodo 2-13-05

i've been waiting for this night all day.

MCD by donttellmewhattodo 2-13-05

Oh, thank god you are here, i need help, i need a cure for mad cow disease! Hmm, ah yes...just give her some chocolates and flowers, that should do the job.

Gas by donttellmewhattodo 2-13-05

oh god, i need to fart so bad, i hope no one is looking or can hear or smell me. *FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART* Hey buddy, there's some asshole talking shit behind your back.

Lysol by donttellmewhattodo 2-13-05

Hey, did you see the lysol commercial where that chick is wiping the counter and all the bacteria start screaming? hell yeah, but i like the one where the indian walks into the kitchen and all the lysol cans go running and screaming. hahahahah hahahahah

Remember When by donttellmewhattodo 2-12-05

Hey, remember when JESUSSANDWICH went to the bathroom? Yeah, I think so.

IM ON FYAH by donttellmewhattodo 2-12-05

you wouldnt even believe how hard i am right now im on fucking fire, holy fuck, im going to fuck you so fucking hard with my fire cock right now. Oh man, i FEEL the heat FEEL IT BABY FEEL IT.........oh shit, i did NOT do that, no one seen shit.

Untitled(lolz) by donttellmewhattodo 2-12-05

what a fucking joke, this queer dart cant even be original, let's leave this dried up popsicle stand, jim.

Tree hunting by donttellmewhattodo 2-12-05

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Untitled - 886886666690 by donttellmewhattodo 2-12-05

Hey, where in the hell am i? are you talking to me? no, im talking to the guy behind me, HEY INVISIBLE GUY of course im talking to you, you alabama porch monkey. actually, im british.

Big head by donttellmewhattodo 2-12-05

Sientific proof on how to increase the size of your brain tilt and grab and tilt and rub and grab and rub

No Name Product by donttellmewhattodo 2-12-05

Hey, where are you going? Ohhhh just to get a little fresh air.

Chubby by donttellmewhattodo 2-12-05

i had this chubby earlier today... actually, i had a few of them. the damn things were so tiny, i couldnt have just one.

Un by donttellmewhattodo 2-12-05

i was out ridin' muh horse one day, and i saw this bug... *flash back* i wasnt actually ridin' muh horse though

Darkness by donttellmewhattodo 2-12-05

hi, my name is chester, and im a sad-aholic hi chester hey chester im sad too hi chester

Untitled 2 by donttellmewhattodo 2-11-05

Hey there, what can i getchya? uh, i'll just have some water, thanks. Alllllrighty

Untitled 1; edited by donttellmewhattodo 2-11-05

bahhh-aa-hhhaa BAH And on the other side... bitch, i know you like it. fuck yeah.

Titled...umm 6? by donttellmewhattodo 2-11-05

man thats one big beautiful ass. You're telling me, i'd totally fuck her hard. her? what? i was talking about you, FUCK thats a hot ass...i just want to sit here and imagine im eating it for supper. thats my cue, gotta go!

I enjoy these comics

of course :D

I really like the homage to Inflatable_Man. He is a cool and/or funny guy and many girls want his babies, I hear.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I liked Paul Bearer, although it seems like you could've made a much better third panel. I also liked "Based on a comic from Inflatable_Man." Good stuff.

I read the rest of it only up to the "Lysol" one, and didn't really find any of them funny. So I quit reading.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

the lysol one wasnt even my joke, it was someone elses, at the time it was funny anyways

"Based on a comic from Inflatable_Man" is really good. Exactly how based are we talking, though?

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I really like the homage to Inflatable_Man. He is a cool and/or funny guy and many girls want his babies, I hear.

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Heh. That's a good one, but I think you improved it.

yeah in the last panel i tried to make it look like he was walking away....most people probably didnt notice that though