Hello. I'm relatively new here, but I've done comics many times before! Here are a few of my favourites on stripcreator:

The Boundless Insight of Mr. Stick. by Meroinx 4-14-05

I wonder... What is our purpose in life? What are we to accomplish in such a vast society, let alone such an incredibly boundless plane of existance! And how do I discover said purpose? We are fed reasons to be "successful" by our elders and fellow humans, but what is out actual purpose? I think we are destined to find out one day, and then we will be rewarded for our perserverence in the subject by eternal bliss and happiness. Every item could be a clue to the secret of existance, to the puzzle of life. Each hint must be thoroughly scrutinized, and carefully analyzed lest we lose it! and that is why I don't flush the toilet.

The end; or is it? by Meroinx 4-05-05

Well, the world exploded. Goo. Everyone is dead except you and me. Gaa. Now, I fear we must re-colonize the Earth! Gee?

Look out, girl! He behind the do'! by Meroinx 4-05-05

Hey, um... Wanna go out some time? Umm, sure. Why not? Probably because I'm a convicted rapist. Whew! That one almost got away!

A Free Pass To Freedom! by Meroinx 4-06-05

Wanna join my club? What's it called? It's called the "People murdered by Mr. Stick" Club. Oh. You're in.

Mr. Stick should be Miss America. by Meroinx 4-10-05

Ho-Ho-Ho! Merry Christmas, little boy. Santa!! I only want one thing this year: Love. That's very nice, little boy. I wish everyone on Earth would love each other. Like... More than friends.

[Click to view comic: 'Mr. Stick almost helps an innocent pedestrian.']

[Click to view comic: 'A PG-13 comic.']

Check out my stuffs for more of them, if you like 'em.

Excellent. Especially "Look out, girl! He behind the do'!"

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

chuckleworthy, smirkworthy, and giggleworthy.

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Yes, quite good. I also like the one about the do', and its neighbor about freedom.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

"Behind the 'do" was fucking funny. The freedom was was worth at least a smile, but the rest of them were meh. You've got some serious potential.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'm not sure stripcreator is really the place for rape jokes.

I found them 'eh', at best.

And if not SC for rape jokes, then where?

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I already mentioned this to ya a while ago, but you're funny as hell

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I dumb :D

It's not necessarily a rape joke. It just has the word "rapist" in it.

Anyways, thanks for the comments guys.

I just don't think it's good to make fun of people's suffering, that's all.

Twist and shout by andydougan 4-01-05

Mrs Cardwell? Mother of little Janie Cardwell? Yes? There's no easy way to say this, ma'am. So I'll just say it: A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. Yeah, you really have to be careful with all those similar consonants. Oh, and your daughter's been raped and killed.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

I agree with dougan. Rape is so wrong and we shouldn't minimalize the damage it causes.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

That comic is taken entirely out of context.

Yes, it was made in the context of how a police officer should not deliver bad news.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

It's a great comic, anyway(andydougan's). I think in Meroinx's he just kills her, and mentions that he is a rapist.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Yes, that's right. He does nothing but kill her. He just says that he's a rapist.

Now, enough about that comic.

Jokes about murder rub me up the wrong way too.

Then you might not like some of my comics :)

Actually I quite like them. HOW CAN THAT BE!?!?!!??!?!?!!?!??!?!

I like them too, and andydougan, that strip still causes me to emit gas from my ears. (that's good)

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I like them as well, except for all the harsh language and the callous disregard for rape victims.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Actually, I generally prefer disregard for rape victims to be much more callous. I trust that's what you meant?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

these were great

Heh. More than friends.

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I'd just like to thank everyone who voted for making 3 of my comics listed on the top rated list.