Ok, since I'm new to the stripcreator scene, I don't want to make a comic competition that's been done before. Since the bar background is fairly new, I figured this would make for an original competition. Unless of course I already saw this competition and it seeped into my subconcious. Anyway...

The rules are as follows:
1) At least one panel must have the bar background.
2) No photoshopping comics; they must only use the powers of stripcreator.
3) No forum inside jokes; odds are I won't understand them.
4) Oh, and, just to be an ass, no older comics. Only comics after this date will be accepted.

That's it. Judging is going to be next Monday night (May 9th). Sorry for rushing it, but I may not have computer access for a while after then.

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Get confident, stupid.

Here's mine:

Comic Competition 281: GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOOE by RedCapulet 5-02-05

A cowboy walks into a bar... Hello mate, can I get ye anythi- He forgot to duck. OW CRAP!! GI Joe: When you walk into a bar, you are exposed to alcohol and low hanging bars of death! Don't enter into a bar, because nobody wins if you do. Now...*splutter* we know! Man, that was my intestine just now... GI JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!!!

I kind of wanted to be in on this one, so:

CC 281: A donkey, chicken, monkey and priest walk into a bar by attitudechicka 5-02-05

What is this, some kind of joke?

CC 281: A Guy Walks Into A Bar.... by attitudechicka 5-02-05

Another pint, mate. What are you staring at, never seen a cow serve drinks before? No, I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.

CC 281: Drink Ya Under The Table

Would you like a chair there, John? No thanks, I'm okay standing!

by attitudechicka, 5-02-05

A dog walks into a bar... by attitudechicka 5-02-05

Hey bartender, you know anyone who is hiring? Why don't you try the circus? What would the circus do with a typist?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

CC 281: A gay rights activist walks into a bar... by RedCapulet 5-02-05

I argue that gay people should have the same rights! Totally! Then I can dress up with a pink wig and cat ears and dress and not be worried! *rumble rumble rumble* What is that!?  !?  *explosion at bar* Our top story tonight: A bar in downtown was destroyed in a horrific explosion which seemed to be coming from a lightning bolt shot from the sky. The moral of this story: God hates fags.

CC281: Slot Machine - JACKPOT! by KajunFirefly 5-02-05

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Dad was flammable

Damn, I keep coming up with new ideas after I create a comic...

CC 281: Solid Snake walks into a bar... by RedCapulet 5-02-05

What the hell, this beer tastes like shit! Sir, you ordered that beer six hours ago. And this can! It's all crinkly and old! What kinda service is this!? Sir, that is a rusted Heineken can. ...METAL...BEER!?

CC281: Punhibition by KajunFirefly 5-02-05

America - 1925 See, Tallulah? I told you everything would turn out fine. Gee, Bugsy, you sure are smart. Alright, Malone, open up, we know you're in there! *whirr* *click* Oh, sorry, Bugsy, I heard you was runnin' a speakeasy. Little Jimmy told us he came here and you made him liquor. He's probably talking about our new strawberry-flavoured Virgin Mary ice lollies.

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Dad was flammable

Did I ever tell you about the time I walked into a bar? by kaufman 5-02-05

What's going on in here? This is the annual meeting of the Society of Arizona Legal Experts. Make yourself comfortable; drinks are over there.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

cc281 by dcomposed 5-03-05

I'm sorry the right side of your bar was blown up. It's okay. I still have half a bar.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

A guy walks into a bar and says... by fzh 5-03-05

Ouch.

CC 281: Maybe the owner is from BARtislava... by lukket 5-03-05

How about a beer for your beautiful pen pal from Prague! Sure. I'll go get some. You got no beers for us? Everything went ok, until I told the bartender that I've written a Czeck!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

CC 281: Co-literal damage by lukket 5-03-05

Geez. I told the proprietor to improve things around here, and now it's even worse. You know. It's your own fault. How can it be my fault? You specifically told him to raise the bar!

CC 281: Uh huh by lukket 5-03-05

Hi Fred Hi Mark. How was that new bar you tried out yesterday? Strange but cool. Everyone was dancing, cheering and cheering; there was plenty of food. They allowed minors too, though. How weird is that. What was the name of that bar again? I think it was called Bar Mitzvah!?

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troelsea at gmail dot com

A musician walks into a bar by quodlibet 5-03-05

What will you be having? G in Tonic, of course.

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

CC 281: A horse walks into a bar... (spot the film quote)

Why the long face?

by jes_lawson, 5-03-05

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

CC 281: A god walks into a bar... by jes_lawson 5-03-05

Hey! What are you doing here? The author was trying to write his own take of one of the earlier strips attitudechicka wrote, but he's dyslexic. Damn him! Wasting my time like this! I'm late for my appearance in a bucket of curly fries in Vegas! Wait! I heard you could do some cool party trick with water!

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

CC 281: Sell-iloquy by kaufman 5-03-05

To buy or not to buy, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the face to apply these pink mascaras and outrageous lipsticks or to take hand lotion against a sea of bath soaps. Huh? And I suppose I vend them. To buy, too cheap, go score! And by cheap to say we vend. Sorry, but I'm not interested. I just came in here for a drink. Who the hell was that? Oh, that nutcase? She's the Bar Dove Avon Lady.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

CC 281: An Alchoholic Walks Into A Bar by Rabid_Weasle 5-03-05

Give me a beer! And then he went home and beat his wife!

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Poop.

Revenge of the Pick-Up Line by Namgubed 5-03-05

Hey, thanks for the drink! My name is Janet. Would you like to go home with a lonely carpenter? You're sure to get nailed! Uh ... not tonight, I have a headache. Yeah? Well I have a schlong THIS BIG and it's got Excedrin written all over it!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

CC 281: A D&D character walks into a bar... by RedCapulet 5-04-05

Good evening, what can I get you? I require information on where an obscure artifact that drunkards wouldn't know but know anyway!! What does this look like, a video game? Get the hell out my bar! Damn it. In the bathroom... Do you happen to know anyone in this bar who would know the location of an obscure artifact that drunkards wouldn't- No, shut up.

>CC 281: A D&D character walks into a bar...

CC281 (1): Perry Mason is Ironside by Shadow_Artist 5-04-05

Members of the jury...

Too obscure?

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

So being back didn't last long, the last time I came back, but this time it might so here is my entry. Hi.

CC 281: Always tricky to discuss politics in a bar by KungChiFu 5-04-05

Dunno, man. Nice pants,though. Did you SEE this latest CNN/TW/WSG poll about the war in Iraq? WHY does 57% of America hate America?

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Chi, since you're a donor, you can edit that into a real one panel comic.

CC 281: Into a bar

You better not try anything funny.

by NeoVid, 5-04-05

CC 281: A clown walks into a bar

Oh, very funny, dumbass.

by NeoVid, 5-04-05

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 281: Sad...so sad... by RedCapulet 5-05-05

Well, just get me the best beer you got. Fine, that'll be $25.50. Fine...*sigh* Time to drown my sorrow... Sad...so sad...a host of sorrows...and you...are one of them- Shut up, Sorrow.

You won't get this one unless you've played Metal Gear Solid 3.

CC281:A joke from 28 days later by JESUSSANDWICH 5-05-05

A man walks into a bar with an ostrich The man and the ostrich get fucking drunk and the ostrich passes out. *thud* The bartender goes... Hey, you cant leave that lying over there That's not a lion its an ostrich.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

CC 281: Bar fights gone wrong by RedCapulet 5-05-05

Dragon Kick! Eagle's Femur Punch! Duckbill Platypus' Collarbone Chop! Jesus' Wallet Money Hook! Hey! Stop that! It's all wrong! He's right, though. Our techniques sound really retarded, I mean- No no no, you don't use elaborate and graceful moves when fighting in a bar. You smack the shit out of your opponent with a beer mug. I've been enlightened! Thank you! ...Holy shit, that's the last time I mix my drinks...