Bobby Vs. Father O'Mallard 1 by biped 5-07-05

...and so, remember..."charity", according to the apostle Paul in his epistle to -- YO! I'm CALLING YOUR ASS OUT, Father O'Mallard! Oh, fuck...excuse me, everyone... LET'S GET IT ON, FUCKER!!! Bobby...please...don't make me fuck your shit up...you know I will... FUCK YOU!!!

Bobby Vs. Father O'Mallard 2 by biped 5-07-05

OKAY, Bobby -- you've fucked with me for the LAST TIME. EAT SHIT, ASSHOLE!!! GOD! FUCK BOBBY'S SHIT UP! NOW!!! Hey, wait a damn minute -- YAAAAAAAA!!!

Bobby Vs. Father O'Mallard 3 by biped 5-07-05

WHA -- I sense that something bad is happening to my Bobby! MOMMY, HELP!!! Had enough, you little shithead? My mommy will HURT and/or KILL you... FUCKER!!! PRIEST HURT BOBBY!!! MOMMY HELP!!! Believe me, you don't want any of this...BITCH!!!

Bobby Vs. Father O'Mallard 4 by biped 5-07-05

FUCK you, I -- YAAAAAAAA!!! TOLD YOUR FUCKING ASS!!! Anybody ELSE want to fuck with me? NO? Didn't THINK so! And now, as I was saying... NO FAIR! You get GOD to fight your fights for you, you BIG, FAT PUSSY! Oh, I'm sorry...did you not eat enough of my shit LAST TIME, dickhead? GET 'IM, GOD! YAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Bobby Vs. Father O'Mallard 5 by biped 5-07-05

HELP me, God! Help me fuck this SHIT-EATING COCKSUCKER'S fucking shit UP! A-MEN! HA-HA! Stupid, God doesn't listen to -- WHAT THE FUCK!?! WELCOME TO HELL, ASSHOLE!!! ...and don't ANY of you fuckers think any BAD THINGS about me, or I'll do the SAME THING to YOU!!! (GULP!) It...it's GOOD that you sent Father O'Mallard to Hell for all eternity, Bobby! It's VERY good!

Bobby Vs. Father O'Mallard 6 by biped 5-07-05

I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT! DAMN THE LITTLE FUCKER'S SOUL TO THE EVERLASTING FUCKING FLAMES OF HELL -- NOW! GRRRRRRRR!!! No...NOOOOOOO!!! Sorry Bobby...guess you didn't have your shit together with God as tight as my longtime nemesis, old Father O'Fuckface. Why? WHY did you have to send my poor little Bobby to HELL? WHY? Because he was starting to PISS ME OFF -- THAT'S why! Now SIT DOWN and SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Bobby Vs. Father O'Mallard 7 by biped 5-07-05

Oh, fuck -- this shit's getting old. I'm sending them BOTH to Hell. Send them ALL to Hell, God! See how they like attending Mass enveloped in the horrendous flames of the LAKE OF FIRE! Well? HAPPY NOW, you little PRICK? SHUT UP!!! Later... Of course, Bobby didn't mean anything by it, Father O'Mallard. I'm sure you can see your way to forgive -- Welcome to my SHIT LIST, you FUCKING CUNT!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Biped, you son of a bitch. You've done it again.

I haven't laughed this hard since I set that litter of puppies on fire.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I am pleased by your favorable reactions.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Ow, my brain!

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Dad was flammable

I think biped has Issues.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I am glad that your comments are not overtly negative.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My brain feels delicious.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'll bet it tastes delicious, too.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"GOD! FUCK BOBBY'S SHIT UP! NOW!!!" is one of the better lines ever crafted in the history of comedy.

Just saying.

KCF

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

If you asked most of the people on this site, biped, they'd be surprised I had any in the first place.

These comics were good and crazy.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.