More specifically CHUCK PALAHNIUK readers

I just cant get enough of that guys work.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

And what about DICK GAZINIA? Don't forget about him.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

What about RICHARD SCARY? Or the GUY WHO WROTE CURIOUS GEORGE? Huh?

John Steinbeck, Robert A. Heinlein, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, and Franklin W. Dixon do it for me.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Don't forget Harlan Ellison.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Orson Scott Card, Frank Herbert, Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Robert Heinlein, older Stephen King, Tim Dorsey, Noam Chomsky, and your mother's ass.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Terry pratchett is the most awesome writter today. followed closselly by Stephen Baxter. Ursula LeGuin is pretty good too, especially on "The Disposessed"

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Raymond Carver, J.D. Salinger, Douglas Adams.

And on the non-fiction side, Greil Marcus.

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I has a flavor!

Douglas Adams and H.G. Wells are the only ones that instantly spring to mind for me.

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Poop.

Kathey Acker, Stephen King, Jonathan Lethem, Terry Pratchett, Carlton Mellick III (genius), Kathe Koja, Paul Di Filippo, Chuck Palahniuk, Kenji Siratori, Kafka, Stewart Home, Jeff VanderMeer, Edgar Rice Burroughs, A.A. Milne, and Russell Edson arer the best ever. More to come later maybe.

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It's grime time.

Douglas Adams, Jane Austen, Lois McMaster Bujold, Jorge Luis Borges, T. S. Eliot, Carl Sagan, Neil Gaiman, Ursula K. Le Guin, Connie Willis, Salman Rushdie. Terry Pratchett. And others, which I cannot recall off the top of my head.

Book of the day: Marcus Aurelius - 'Meditations'. Highly recommended if you spend substantial amounts of time in small enclosed spaces with highly stupid people.

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Me and stupidguy are the only Palahniuk fans?

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Jessica Simpson, Brittany Murphy, Mary Kate Olsen, Kylie Minogue and Lindsey Lohan spring to mind.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Heinlein is overrated. He's also inconsistent in quality, one out of ten books being truly good. Many others would be passible if his writing didn't resemble someone getting distracted by a shiny object and suddenly realizing that 300 pages of ramble have been written. Plus, I'm really sick of hearing about Lazarus Long's hairy thighs.

I love Orson Scott Card, Larry Niven, James Morrow, Greg Bear (though there was this one book he wrote that was so bad I never forgave him), Rita Mae Brown, and Arthur C Clarke. I consider Card, Clarke, and Bear a holy trinity with Morrow as the antichrist.

There's other writers I really like, but those are the ones that really wowed me.

And I have read more than scifi, duh. But people like Blake, Frostic, Milton, Eliot, and Twain are all debatable in quality, depending on who likes what.

As promised, the further adventures of my author list. First, the rest of the sci-fi:

Ray Bradbury, Arthur C. Clarke (Rama is one of my favorite books serieses ever), Robert Heinlein, Orson Scott Card, Douglas Adams, H.G. Wells, and Frank Herbert.

The rest of the guys:

Hans Christian Andersen, Dr. Seuss, Eoin Colfer, and Dav Pilkey.

And as for comic book authors:

Jhonen Vasquez, Garth Ennis, Alan Moore, CLAMP, and Stan Lee.

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It's grime time.

Iain M. Banks gets read and re-read in my household.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Personally, I can't get into Orson Scott Card, entirely because of his asinine and neanderthal essays on homosexuality. And I'm usually a staunch advocate of the "judge the artist by his/her art" theory, but...

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I has a flavor!

I'm glad I haven't read them, as it would lower my opinion of him considerably. His fiction is awesome, though.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.