I changed a lightbulb today.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

How many of you did it take?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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How many of you did it take?

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Im confused... I managed, for the FIRST TIME, to fart down my sleeping girlfriends nose today...

Should I start a thread?

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!

uh huh

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I think andydougan already did a thread like that.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Im confused... I managed, for the FIRST TIME, to fart down my sleeping girlfriends nose today...

Should I start a thread?

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[Click to view comic: 'What the world needs now is more light-bulb jokes.']

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

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Im confused... I managed, for the FIRST TIME, to fart down my sleeping girlfriends nose today...

Should I start a thread?

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Psh, I've farted up your sleeping girlfriend's nose hundreds of times.

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Are you polish? How many of you did it take to screw it in? LOLOLOLOLOL!!!