I hope you are having a great conversation. I bet it is one that is totally mindblowing and is about to change the world. I would just like to say, "MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THE PASSING LANE". You slow down, you speed up, you slow down again..all while on the phone. You are pissing off numerous people who are just trying to get home and aren't enjoying your little, "no, I love YOU.. no, I love YOU MORE" conversation.

Please, for the love of god, just move over. I don't care if you are on the phone as long as you stay in one god damn lane. Just please don't sit in the passing lane. I am always late getting to wherever I am going and you are always in front of me.

I don't carry a gun, but I'm willing to consider it.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

which lane are you posting from?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Using the cell phone while driving is soon to be illegal here. Luckily its still perfectly legal to read the newspaper, eat, drink, and play bridge while driving.

I've seen people on their cell phones drive normally. Most of the time, though, the fucking idiot speeding up then slowing down, swerving retardedly, going slower than shit in the passing lane, and generally being a fucking idiot nuisance on the road, is on his/her cell phone. I have no problem driving and talking, but apparently others do.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I've had more trouble with old people and drunk people than cell-phone users. I think we need to stop being so specific, and start shooting at BAD DRIVERS in general. Only then can true equality be reached.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

how about women driving am i rite

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Batman created by Bob Kane

well I was specifically ranting at people who do the speed up-slow down in the passing lane while on the phone.

I don't think it is something people recognize that they do. I'm sure ALL drivers who have talked on their cellphones have had close calls due to it, whether you want to admit it or not. This is why I try not to talk on mine while on the road. It's hard enough to do my hair and eat a sandwich while steering with my leg.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

The time we had that conversation on the phone, you were driving!

The time we had that conversation on the phone, you were driving!

No, you were dreaming.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Aw da redneks frum mah town dun't use cell phones. Dey all use cans attatched ta bits o' string.

And stripcreator.com obligingly displays ads for... cell phones (courtesey of Goooooogle). Because Goooooogle (with its advanced A.I.) intuitively understands that a thread inspired by a contempt for cell-phone-addled jackasses is the best segway for a cell phone advertisement.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I saw:

quote:

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Cell Phone Safety Rules
Be safe, learn about local cell phone laws that affect you.

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i hope one day you are driving with your son in the car, crash and kill him. limits are there for a reason and 10 minutes isn't important enough to ignore them.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I hate people who go to slow in the fast lane too. I swear to god, in my town the right lane probably moves faster than the left because our traffic grid is so out of date. If all the damn rednecks were to buy faster cars, instead of the fucking F-550s and Silverados they own, things would go a lot quicker. Okay, I'm done.

When someone tailgates me I usually try to get to a place where they're just sort of stuck behind me -- like beside a semi or something -- the go REALLY SLOW. If they honk or flash their lights I flip them off, just to let them know I'm doing it on purpose.

One time when a guy got out of my trap I immediately accelerated to 100 mph to pass him, then slowed him down again. HE was pissed.

Remember, tailgaters: if you hit me, it's YOUR fault. Go on!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

hahahahahahahhahahaha
Thanks for the laugh.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I tried, but it wouldn't fit into the subject box.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

hahahahahahahhahahaha
Thanks for the laugh.

Limits are there for a reason. That reason is to further fund unpopular city government programs through speeding fines.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I just had a very Saskatchewan thing happen on the way home.

Driving in the city, on the freeway. Got stuck behind a tractor. *shrugs* Surpisingly didn't bother me that much.

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Poop.

Not true. Most of the drivers I've seen have been rednecks who've had a cell phone nicer than the crappy pickup truck with the gun rack and rebel flags.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I can't deal with tailgaters or idiots who can't drive the goddamn speed limit. I usually drive about 60 on Highway 32, where the speed limit is 55. Sometimes I'll get up to even 65. However, no matter how fast I'm going, someone else is going faster. I always end up having some idiot riding my ass. Really, more than one idiot. I'm sick of it.

That's not the worst though. The worst is when some asshole decides to ride my ass in a four-lane, rather than just pulling to the left to pass.

Then there's the people who go 30 in a 55 zone. That's just idiotic. You don't wanna go the speed limit, RIDE THE BUS. Gruh.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

The worst is when you get a semi riding on your ass, especially at night when they got their damn flood lights pouring into your vehicle.

I especially hate those commercials that say "It takes a semi twice as long to stop, SO GIVE THEM ROOM." How does this apply to me? If it takes them twice as long to stop, tell them to stop riding my ass then!

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Poop.

Anyone who rides your ass in the right two lanes are fucking idiots. But if you're going any speed in the left lane and there's someone going faster, get the hell out of their way. The left lane is for passing, and it doesn't matter that you're doing 10 over the limit and think someone else shouldn't be going any faster. That's the cops' job to determine, not yours. Get the fuck out of the passing lane if someone wants to pass you, PERIOD.

Now, as for the idiot semis, those fuckers need to stay out of the left lane altogether. Most places ban trucks from the left lane. But anyone going slow should not have to put up with some asshole riding their tails if they AREN'T in the left lane. If you're in the middle or the right and someone's riding you, I say feel free to step on that brake.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Hear hear Mikey.

On most california highways/freeways, trucks are supposed to be limited to 55mph. Of course, they rarely follow the speed limit, and you end up waiting for three miles for one truck to pass another, effectively blocking you off and making it really goddamn hard to get onto the freeway.

Gruh.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I did, sorta. But that was before I read this one.