Yes, you lived an interesting life. Yes, millions of people will want to pay their last respects and mourn your passing. I know you want to be remembered long after your death, but if you bother to stop thinking about yourself for once you'll realise that the last thing the world needs is another festering old twat. Just have yourself buried or burned as soon as possible, we all remember what you looked like, we don't need to see you varnished and stuffed as a reminder.

Also: piss piss, moan moan, travelling to work sucks and other people are the cause of every problem in my life, waaaaaaaah.

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Dad was flammable

What does "Lying In State" mean, for all of us non-UKers? Being in a coma? Being taxidermied?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"Non-UKers"?

It's not a term generally in conversational use here, dougan.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The term "coprophagy" isn't in general use, either, but I know what it means. I also know "lying in state."

Vocabulary: the fun way to communicate!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

That's a rather egregious statement.

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Dad was flammable

Is this about the Pope?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Says you! Most of my conversations revolve around coprophagy.

Kajun, you're an egregious person.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Is this about your social life, Kajun?

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I just thought this was the latest SC craze, making new threads every day about things that happened to annoy you instead of, say, making a comic or something.

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Dad was flammable

This is General Discussion. That implies general topics, not just comics. :)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Did someone mention Patton?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

My point is that this thread: To All The Guys Out There posted by AttitudeChicka is about being irritated by an incident that happened to her whilst driving.

Which then spawned this thread: To All The Ladies Out There which poked fun at Chicka's topic in an amusing and entertaining fashion.

However, then we got two more threads about regulars being irritated by incidents that happened to them whilst driving, both ladies, both being irritated by guys. Seems to me it'd have made more sense to put your being-irritated-by guys-whilst-driving-story into the being-irritated-by-guys-whilst-driving-story thread.

So, instead of just thinking it to myself, I decided I'd make my very own thread to piss and moan in, hooray!

Tomorrow: Why MikeyG Sucks - Volume 1

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Dad was flammable

MikeyG is no wirthling.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

You're stealing my material.

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Dad was flammable

No, I think your material's just too predictable.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Actually I don't know the gender of the drivers that annoyed me. I just generally use "he" because that's how I learned English, even though it's not politically correct and my uber feminist teacher last year kept marking my papers down a grade for using "he" instead of "she/he."

So I retaliated by using "s/h/it." Which has nothing to do with this thread at all.

Yeah, it has nothing to do with gender. Assholes come in both sexes.

(yeah yeah)

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

You two have your own threads, go away.

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Dad was flammable

Reverse Bulimia by pita 8-12-01

Man, was that a great meal ! I ate so much my stomach hurts. I'm STUFFED ! Dude, I'm impressed... Who's your taxidermist?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)