Hey. How you doing? This is a public service announcement. Yelling "hey baby" to me, will instantly make me want to have sex with you.

First of all, I am so easy that "hey baby" will always work on me as a pick-up line (exceptions notwithstanding... such as if the girl is morbidly obese, if she has cold sores around her lips or if she's Jennifer Wilbanks).

Second of all, if you see me driving ANYWHERE... don't hesitate to yell "hey baby" and I will jump out and we can do it like they do in Jefferson County.

Thirdly... there is no third rule.

Lastly, flashing me from your car window is sexy. Keep it up!

... I mean it.

(With apologies to attitudechick)

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Hey...baby.

*runs*

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Usually grabbing my balls and saying lets fuck works for me

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I dumb :D

Girls shout out at me all the time when I'm riding my bike (it must be the sexy shorts). I've even had them slow down, pull along side, and hit on me.

Not once have I had sex with any of them.

God, I'm such a fag.

Shout "Yo" to get a woman's attention. Point at her, then point at your crotch. Do this to a thousand women. If it only works once, it will have been worth the negligable investment of time and energy.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

That would work on me if you did it, Zaster.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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First of all, I am so easy that "hey baby" will always work on me as a pick-up line (exceptions notwithstanding... if she's Jennifer Wilbanks).

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I know I do.

Maybe she's just grown up now. She's the runaway bride people are talking about... her eyes freak me out.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/05/wilbanks/index.html

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Oh. No, this girl was about 400 pounds and brought three lunches to school. She was also blonde last I saw of her.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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Shout "Yo" to get a woman's attention. Point at her, then point at your crotch. Do this to a thousand women. If it only works once, it will have been worth the negligable investment of time and energy.

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I find posting a picture of your balls on the internet usually works.

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Dad was flammable

"I usually sock 'em in the jaw and yell 'Pop goes the weasel!'" - Mitch Henessey, "The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)"

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Where did you find a picture of my balls?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

http://www.picturesofbipedsballs.com/archive.php

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Those are the worst balls I've ever seen.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Often women will drive up beside me and yell for me to roll down the window, but when I do, they say, "Your right tail light is out" or "Your tire looks flat." I think I'm getting old.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Sounds like your car is, anyway.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Often when women gesture for me to roll my window, they mean up. Like, "please put one more layer of material between me and your hideousness".

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Your self-deprecating humour is putting me out of a job.

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Dad was flammable

My plan is succeeding.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Try a MJ approach.
Say "Bed-Time".

Or "You're car is on fire." No joke on that one!

--S. Dummie

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Greatest Zombie Komic in the Universe

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Or "You're car is on fire."

--S. Dummie

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"Who was that masked cocksucker?"

"Why, it was Car Is On Fire!"

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.