[Click to view comic: 'The Donkeys Of Brad Schwartz -- 1']
[Click to view comic: 'The Donkeys Of Brad Schwartz -- 2']
[Click to view comic: 'The Donkeys Of Brad Schwartz -- 3']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'The Donkeys Of Brad Schwartz -- 4']
[Click to view comic: 'The Donkeys Of Brad Schwartz -- 5']
[Click to view comic: 'The Donkeys Of Brad Schwartz -- 6']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That series was a writhing pile of steaming hilarity. Possibly your steamiest and most writhing yet!

Excellent.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thanks!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

These comics really make me wish I had a bunch of donkeys and then quickly didn't.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I think that may be an innate desire all humans have had since the caveman days.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

These comics were so funny I went over to my aunt's house, blew her door down with a 12 gauge shotgun and started playing "Dixie" on her piano.

It's always good to have a shotgun handy when you really need it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

These comics made me start a Christian rock band, that I may celebrate the glory of the Lord and His works through music. I play the recorder.

That's great, I love a good recorder solo.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

These comics also made a square inch of my spleen harbor resentment against the Zapatistas and their soccer skills.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I like a good spleen joke.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This series made me eat an ENTIRE bowl of cerial. I hope you are happy. You heartless bastard.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

This story has inspired me to go on with my dream of becoming the first person to sell jewelry and frozen custard out of the back of my mother's old, broken-down station wagon in the front yard.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Cool! That's almost better than being dead!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This series has inspired me to start a revolution of Jewish Neo-cons named "Ulrich." The members are riled up and ready to take over the world! Both of them!