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Poop.

Okay, like, I'm gonna belly dance for you assholes cuz you're paying me. But I, like, just got my period. so if ANYONE wants their skull flattened they'll make a smart remark about my floppy tits. Capiche?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

When asked about her "captive leia" outfit eva responded with "Well, my husband is a fat fuckin slug so I thought it fitting"

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Weekend at Eva's 2: The Bitch Is Still Dead.

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I has a flavor!

I need the HEAVY flow pads. This stuff is a river.

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obscenity filter is off

It's so terrible that you'd say that. I was at a show of some sort (I don't remember anymore) about 3-5 years ago where there was this belly dancer. Everywhere she went, she left a bloody leak that could only have been coming from under her skirt. Which, we decided meant she was neither wearing a pad/tampon OR underwear.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

It could just mean she'd been shot.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

(guzzles a fifth of Black Velvet...)
"Alright! Close enough! We love you Leia!!"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

prime exibith at Han Solo's house of Wax

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

"Whaddya mean you meant dress as Leia from the original Star Wars? Do you know how long it took me to find a chainmail bikini in my size?"

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"Whaddaya mean, I'm ya SISTAH! I gave up my fakkin' VAHGINITY fa you, ya BASTID!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Man i never shoulda Got anal

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-=-Zoso77-=-OHHHYEAHH

"Black, lifeless eyes... like doll's eyes!"

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

"With our new system, the mute and illiterate diners can simply point to Eva when they want to order fried eggs and pork."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

gahahahaha!!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

How Star Trek Fans get 'Wood', on the internet