Here ya go...

Rules are simple. Do whatever you want with the first two panels and finish the old farmer's speech in the third one. Bonus points if you include a "egg" pun. Judging will be in one week!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

So that's when the contest's ova?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

So that's when the contest's ova?

Bueller...? Bueller...?

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Forget it. This contest is being aborted due to the fact that no one gives a shit.

Whoever wants it can have it.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I give a shit. Try again,Inflatable.

Please for the baby kitten I'm about to kill?

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

I would've entered except that I know I would've lost, even if I was the only entry.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Chaplin, you can have the next contest if you want, but as far as I can tell you're the only one who's interested so I'm not gonna revive this current one.

I'll be in my hotel-room getting drunk if anyone wants me... (send a hooker around this evening)

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Ok. I'll try.
Thanks,Inflatable.

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks