boowrong.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I have no doubt in my mind that Thomas comes from an Amish community in Northern Iowa.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Only losers put noses in smileys.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Was this supposed to be an insult? Thomas Edison was one sexy mofo.

At any rate, I noticed that your mom was mentioned in the Museum of Natural History's exhibit on interspecies mating.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

You sure you weren't just masturbating in a broom closet and thought my mom was a mop and the mop bucket was a rhinoceros, toejam licker?

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

Amish? Shite? What in God's name is going on here!

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

OK, thomasisneat, you win. Maybe someone else can compete with your razor wit, but it is not I.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

That is a joke, right?

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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D

boowrong.

I am cowed and humbled.

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What others say about boorite!

boowrong.

wirthless! DixX! Ho ho! I kill me!

How about artichokechicka? Or is that too crap?

Really, how could anyone? He was just too good. There's no shame in being beaten by the best.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Amish people aren't allowed computers.

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I have an apprentice.

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This is my signature.

Amish people aren't allowed computers.

That's the old Amish. We're talking the new, progressive Amish. Cripes, did you think they were going to keep track of all that canned shit down in the root cellar with the back of a shovel and a piece of coal? Hell, no. It's all Palm Pilots these days, with wireless networking so the women home fixing dinner can get a head count on the boys building the barns.

Even their cows are tracked by GPS.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I hear they are getting in trouble with the (R)SPCA for their attempts to fit a turbo-charged V8 engine into a horse's arse, though.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Wirthling is a dookie head.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Untitled by wenisinfurs 10-09-01

This is the only way YOU'LL ever get nailed.

a comic for everyone.

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

Somehow, I find that untrue.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

As do I.

Wenisfurs smells!

Wenisinfurs is a ponce. I say we all go round his house and give him a damn good shoeing.

It's just the directness of the insult you don't like as well as the fact that it encompasses EVERYONE. In a sense, you don't want to believe it means you but sub-conciously you know it does and the last resort of chickens is always violence. It would help to be able to spell as well.
Namaste.
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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

It would indeed. You know Wenis, you do have an opportunity to correct the spelling mistakes before hitting "save".

You're a furry little wenis, aren't ye?

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What others say about boorite!

I love people like this...

"Hey, you internet geeks! You're all pubescent pimply losers with no lives who will never get laid! I don't fall into this category, becaue my purpose here is not to be a geek like you people, but to take the piss out of geeks. The fact that many of you are women, married, and/or have more of a life than I ever will, trying to show how intellectually superior I am by having a go anonymously at people online who have done nothing to provoke by malice, other than simply being there, means nothing to me at all."

Wenisinfurs, there is no reason for you to be here. Please do everyone a favour, and don't be.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Well, there goes the species.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!