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**Doc, ya gotta give me somethin, it feels like my cock is on fire.

**KFC fell under scrutiny for its methods of flash cooking.

**Rooster Cog-burn

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

...another victim of excessive pecker friction.

...Dragoncock Z powers up for his next attack.

...outtakes from the most fun stag party ever to take place in Muddy River, MO.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The unfortunate result of trying to give a chicken the powers of the Human Torch.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

-- Did you hear about the blonde who tried to make a Molotov cocktail?

-- "You know, Phoenix, you can be a real bastard when you're drunk."

-- When the brass found out, Major Sanders was immediately promoted.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Dr. Dre's latest protege wanted that cool "walking through fire" effect in his first video.

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I has a flavor!

It took the debut of Chicken Land Mines for the networks to realize reality television was on the way out.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Insanely Hot flavored wings, fresh and ready.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Kaufman wins.

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Poop.

Even VH1 refused to air Pat Benatar's comeback video, "Hell Is For Chickens."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I AM THE COCK OF HELL-FIRE!!

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

Reminds me of the time when I was peeing, and realized I unwittingly contracted gonorhea...

All dogs go to heaven... but apparently all chickens don't get a free pass.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002