Friends by Debaser 7-06-05

Hey Belvin! What's up Chaffé? Chaffé? Not Chaffé? It's Glen. Ah, right.

Belvin and Gayvin's at the sale by Debaser 7-06-05

Things sure are cheap here at the sale. Yes. Like this snowboard, it's 70% off. Seventy, Belvin. Do you think it's got anything to do with the fact that we live in Rio? Since when do we live in Rio? Since the author decided to make this strip funny, perhaps?

It's hot in Rio by Debaser 7-06-05

Is Rio a very hot place to live in, or is it just you, Brad Pitt? It's me. Really? Well... ... my good and loyal friend Satan may have got something to do with it too.

The ocean by Debaser 7-06-05

After walking the streets of Rio de Janeiro all day long, it sure feels good to dip your feet in the ocean. I agree. Though you better stay close to the land, cause when the sun comes out from behind the clouds, the water gets hotter than hell. I sure hate Rio, Gayvin. I could'nt agree with you more, Belvin.

Going to the US by Debaser 7-06-05

I think you agree with me that Rio sucked and that it's great that we're going back to the United States of America. Yes, let's never visit this hellhole again. When I think about it... USA ain't such a bad place to live in, after all. No... Well... Shall we see if we can change our first class tickets to Philadelphia for coach tickets to Toronto?

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Future recruiting by Debaser 7-06-05

FIFTY MILLION americans are watching this. WILL this man join the army?! IS he a MAN or a PUSSY?! Uhh... How's it gonna be? That was the last fucking time I went to Gap.

Penis the Penis by Debaser 7-06-05

Let me introduce my new friend Penis! Penis? How did he get that name? I think that the main reason was that I'm a penis. Ah, right... what's that thing on your head? A mitten. Of course.

Private life by Debaser 7-06-05

Gayvin. Belvin. So... how's the "private life"? That's private. Aw, come on. Allright... there is'nt really any private life.

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Maybe it's just me, but I couldn't sit through all of them. After the first three or so I just got bored of the blandness.

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

They aren't that bad. They aren't that good, but they aren't that bad.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

That's all you say to me :(

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It's called tact.

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

It's the Truth. I don't find them all that amusing, but they're not "OMFG JUST STOP MAKING COMICS NOW YOU FUCKING RETARD". They're flatline average.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I liked "Gayvin and Belvin at the Sale"

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Mediocrity at its most average.

"Gayvin" and "Belvin" sound like words that Jerry Lewis would scream at you.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

And I like YOU, attitudechicka!

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"It's hot in Rio" and "Future Recruting" were hilarious -- which made it all the more confusing that the rest were so awful. But I'm still very impressed with "Rio" and "Recruiting".

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I hate it when we think alike.

i liked future recruiting too. the rest were just bland. i think its because your punchlines are pretty common. maybe put what you consider to be the punchline second to last and then try to say a funny response to it in the last dialog baloon

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what if nigger meant kite

I dig the fact that one person says that she likes one of the comics, one says that he likes two other comics and that the rest are awful. That gives me a reason to believe that there´s somebody in the world that likes all the crap I do.

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I'm sorry for bumping, but could you donors please rate the comics presented here or, at least, the ones you digged? Thank you!

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How come no one's shouted "DEBAAAASEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yet? Have we stopped doing that?

Got me a movie
I want you to know
Slicin' up eyeballs
I want you to know
Girlie so groovy
I want you to know
Don't know about you,
but I am un
Chien andalusia
I am un
Chien andalusia
I am un
Chien andalusia
I am un
Wanna grow
Up to be
Be a Debaser
DEEEEBAAAAAASEEEEEERR!!!

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there is. you. thats who you should make um for anyway

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what if nigger meant kite

there is. you. thats who you should make um for anyway

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No.

I don't dig half the shit I've made. Most of the times I've created a comic I just supposes that someone may like it.
There is people who dig Rose is Rose, right?

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DAMMIT, I SKIPPED FILM CLASS THE DAY THEY SHOWED THAT

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

there is. you. thats who you should make um for anyway

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No.

I don't dig half the shit I've made.

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if your trying to find a style go to the toprated page and look at some of the better ones

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what if nigger meant kite

there is. you. thats who you should make um for anyway

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So true. I sit there laughing like an idiot at every comic I make. Especially the ones that nobody else finds funny.

Thanks for the advice, man.

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All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!

Like how an infinite amount of monkeys pounding away on an infinite amount of typewriters would eventually churn out the entire works of Shakespeare, so does mandingo occasionally spout out a bit of wisdom amid his madness.

Hazunda smiles upon the mandingo.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Hey, are these member titles custom made by admins? Like "Pink Donkey Wrangler" etc?

I have'nt been in the forums enough to discover it for myself.

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