Ladies of the Night Terrors by HCRoyall 7-14-05

Hey boys! Lookin' fer a good time? No way, bitch. Especially considering you're about as clean as a truckstop bathroom. What?! Though to be fair, at least the bathroom can be disinfected. And has probably had fewer men inside of it.

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Butch and Videogames by HCRoyall 7-03-05

Does Butch like that computer game I loaned him? Yeah. I'm a litle worried though. Oh, he's getting too involved with the game, huh? It's not that he's getting too involved, but the manner in which he's involved... [Barbarians have raided your kingdom. They killed your women and raped your livestock.] Noooo! Not the livestock!!

E-mails from Home by HCRoyall 7-07-05

I got an e-mail from my hippy aunt the other day, about how she was proud of me but that War was an atrocity in of itself and the existence of a military was a sin. This coming from a woman who dresses up like a skeleton and dances around in front of the terminally ill...

E-mails from Home by HCRoyall 7-07-05

One of my fiancee's childhood friends was driving drunk, got into an accident, and died Sunday. She was really upset about it; I was speechless. Mostly because the only thing I could think about was how it was Darwinism in Action, and I had a feeling that wouldn't be appropriate...

Dammit by HCRoyall 7-11-05

The other day I was just reading comics by random users I picked on a whim. I realized I was paying more attention to people's Favorites lists, checking for my name. I am a sad, sad excuse for a human being.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I rated them all, but don't expect the strip nazis to do likewise. They might die if they do.

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obscenity filter is off

That was the point.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The first one looked a bit stolen from another user on this site. Or at least mimicked his style. I had already rated most of these comics, so I rated the top two that weren't.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I thought they were all pretty good. The Oh Brother Where Art Thou reference in the second one made me smile, and the letters from home series seemed a touch related to some recent forum discussion...hmmm...

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

If it is, it's coincidence and in no way intentional.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Why I Hate The Army by HCRoyall 7-20-05

An Army in-joke is that the letters of our "U.S. ARMY" logo on our uniforms stands for "Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet." There are quite a few of those. My favorite is when you reverse the order of the letters. Then it stands for "Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up."

E-mails from Home by HCRoyall 7-20-05

My fiancee told me when I come home on Leave the door to my bedroom would shut behind us and not open for a couple days. There's no joke here. I just wanted to rub it in the faces of you single readers that I'm getting some and you aren't.

I like Boritom by HCRoyall 7-19-05

Have you ever noticed that when Boritom runs out of ideas... ... he just has us engaged in some foul-mouthed and offensive discourse? Shut the fuck up, you slant-eyed cunt.

Mandatory Briefings by HCRoyall 7-16-05

And while the anthrax vaccine is not mandatory, is it highly recommended that you get it anyway. You said the formula is unchanged since it was originally banned in the seventies. Didn't the side effects of that vaccine include the possibility of permanent blindness and sterility? Why do you always have to be difficult, soldier?

Misplaced Responsibility by HCRoyall 7-16-05

Are you sure it was a good idea to let you brother babysit for us, honey? Of course! What's the worst that could happen? So, you don't want to keep that diaper on, huh? Uncle Jim has a solution for that...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

They're getting better all the time.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Why I hate the Army by HCRoyall 7-23-05

Why didn't you salute me, soldier?! I'm in civvies, sir. Not only an I not required to salute you, by regulation I am prhibited from saluting you while in civilian attire. And why the hell aren't you in uniform, soldier?! Today's my shceduled day off. I don't have to be in uniform if I don't want to. You just think you're sooo smart, don't you? No, I just think you're an idiot.

The Stripcreator PC Guide to Racial Groups by HCRoyall 7-23-05

African American! Irish American! Spanish American! Japanese American! Scandinavian American! Cornhole American!

The Job Market

Thanks to downsizing at Stripcreator, Tobor was forced into servitude as a coporate drone... RAAR! TOBOR CORNHOLE TPS REPORTS! I hear ya, buddy. Don't get me started on those marketing spreadsheets, either.

by HCRoyall, 7-23-05

Butch at a Comic Convention by HCRoyall 7-23-05

OMFG! A mint set of Nny comics! ... and I don't see why so many people hate Yaoi, I mean, it's like, so pure... What. The. Fuck... ... so I'm telling him why he should stop being so hateful, and he calls me like a fangirl fag-hag! Can you believe it! I'd worry about witnesses, but no one would ever care... I mean, I can't believe those guys at the Penny Arcade booth got so uptight when I asked for a Yaoi pick of Gabe and Tycho! They were like, so mean, too!

Arbi's fekkin' cool by HCRoyall 7-25-05

What's the difference between a lawyer and a mass-murderer like myself? Mass murderers can still ask for forgiveness. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It's funny because it's true!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Just Bitchin' by HCRoyall 7-26-05

I had a 2 GB flash drive stolen out of my work computer the other day. Not only am I pissed that I paid $95 for the thing, but it alo contained a lot of personal work. I complained to the proper authority, but there's no telling how long the proper channels will take and if they'll even get an answer for me. Whatever happened to the good old days when they violated everyone's privacy and searched your belongings for someone else's missing stuff?

How Survivor SHOULD be done...

The last person to be eaten will win $1,000,000!!

by HCRoyall, 7-26-05

Butch Likes to Dine In by HCRoyall 7-20-05

I'm gonna check out that little cuban restaurant down the street. You want to come with? No thanks. I can bring you something back if you want, then. Naw, I've got some Mexican in the freezer. Estoy muy frio...

Conversations with mandingo by HCRoyall 7-06-05

All of your friends are still in high school or just gradutating? Like 'em young, don't you, you pedophile! That's not it at all! Besides, none of them will put out anyway.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

that last batch i rated 4 out of 5 good. and this one makes me wish i could rate higher than 'good'. like some adjective only Don King could come up with

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what if nigger meant kite

I'm kind of disappointed in you. The only one I really liked of this bunch was "The Job Market".

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Mediocrity at its most average.

They can't all be showstoppers. :)

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

This one should have been an Injokester comic.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Cowboys revisited.

Cowboy Psychology by HCRoyall 7-27-05

...so I said "If, according to Jung's theories, those urges are psychological manifestations of my Shadow Self, it certainly sheds some light on the situation!" Ha ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

Cowboy Philosophy by HCRoyall 7-27-05

...so I said... Just stop right there. All you do is say something obscure, technical, and completely incomprehensible, and I laugh, then say "What the fuck are you talking about?" Haven't you ever wondered if there's more to life than this? Something beyond our inane banter? Something more important? Something deeper and more rewarding? What the fuck are you talking about?

Cowboy Paranoia by HCRoyall 7-27-05

...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! You're plotting against me, aren't you? What the fuck are you talking about?

Cowboy Paraphenalia by HCRoyall 7-27-05

...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! Hehe... Heh... C'mon, man! Don't Bogart the bowl!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Cowboy Bebop by arbi 7-27-05

Scoo bee doo bee doo, be doobie doobie And I would have got away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids.

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woof

The cowboys have a lot of potential still in them; ya just gotta wring it out drop by drop.

Cowboy Paternity Suit by HCRoyall 7-28-05

One day at the ranch... ...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! But seriously, I can't believe that bitch won't allow me my weekly visitation rights! What the fuck are you talking about?

Cowboy Proctology by HCRoyall 7-28-05

One day at the ranch... ...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! Just keep looking over there, my sweet...

Cowboy Pinata by HCRoyall 7-28-05

One Day at the ranch... ...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! And it was right about then that I beat him to death with a wiffle bat... What the fuck are you talking about?

Cowboy Popularity Contest by HCRoyall 7-28-05

One day at the ranch... ...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! I still can't believe you nailed Becky Hawkins on Prom night. You're never going to let me live that down, are you?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I dig the Cowboy Physics take-offs.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

There's so much potential in there.

Cowboy Plagiarism: What if nigger meant rotor turbines? by HCRoyall 7-28-05

...so then I said "Those niggers aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! You racist bastard!

Cowboy Probing by HCRoyall 7-29-05

...so then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! Actually, if you hook them up to a quantum wave-generator, they will generate gravitons by themselves. What the fuck are you talking about?

Cornhole Physics by HCRoyall 7-29-05

...So then I said "Those rotor turbines aren't going to generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha! Okay, I'm done stalling. RAAR!