Any evil-doers out there? Show yourselves. Forsooth, I shall thwart thee.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Thwart" really means "diddle." I looked it up once.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You are so jealous of my manly, heroic virtue.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

"Manly, heroic virtue" means "I am a virgin."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Any evil-doers out there? Show yourselves. Forsooth, I shall thwart thee.

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do i count as an 'evil-doer' if i just strangled virgin saint kitten babies?

if so, have at me. if i can vanquish those beasts you shall be no challenge

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what if nigger meant kite

Evil is a matter of opinion. I think it's perfectly acceptable to hunt and kill small children in overpopulated countries; it helps the whole world famine problem. And the French are free game because they aren't real people.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Verily. Desist at once, thou knave.

Consider yourself THWARTED.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I give to charity and help old ladies cross the street. Am I an evil-doer?

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Any evil-doers out there? Show yourselves. Forsooth, I shall thwart thee.

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do i count as an 'evil-doer' if i just strangled virgin saint kitten babies?

if so, have at me. if i can vanquish those beasts you shall be no challenge

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Nope, I'm pretty sure that only qualifies you as a ne'er do well.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

You, who poison your mind with the devil's music? Evil!

To me, my trusty destrier! We must away to Baron Von Drexle's castle forthwith. The thwarting shall begin anon.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Verily. Desist at once, thou knave.

Consider yourself THWARTED.

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THWARTING i can take. new name. new city.

i was afraid you were going to tell me i'd been FOILED

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what if nigger meant kite

Only if your charity is The Society for Furthering the Work of Josef Mengele.

And only if you leave the little old ladies in the middle of six lanes of traffic and run away right before the light changes.

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Bringing you comics, once a year. Whether you want them or not.

I work for Wal-Mart.

Stop bragging.

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Poop.