Sorry bout the month wait for this blasted thing. I forgot to check up on this contest. Since you haven't heard anything from me for a month, I expect to hear little to nothing from you.

You have to make a one panel comic with 5 words or less (not including the title).

Non-donors can enter by leaving the first and third panel with no characters and black background.

No graphics editing please.

Example given:

You went to work without your pants again.

by NooniePuuBunny, 4-28-05

Judgement will commence whenever I remember to actually check this thread again.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

It doesn't matter what you want

Sergeant? Could I possibly--- No.

by HCRoyall, 7-01-05

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

OPC 7 and OPC 10: awkward first date

Red Lobster, Jim? Red Lobster?

by mandingo, 8-05-05

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what if nigger meant kite

OPC 7 - Me So Solly! by flipynif1 8-05-05

Fuck I'm HAMMERED! I'm trashed.

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I dumb :D

OPC 7 - Protection is IMPORTANT, GOT IT! by flipynif1 8-05-05

That's not what I meant.

OPC 7 - Bath Time for Bonzo! by flipynif1 8-05-05

..lick my... Glob of yogurt?

Ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?

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I dumb :D

I forgot to mention, the Dcom rule:

You can enter as many times as you want within reason (no flooding, and yes that means you!)

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

they say 80% of small businesses fail in the first year

OPC 7

no more scotch

by mandingo, 8-05-05

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what if nigger meant kite

OPC 7

got tickets to Bowie? yah

by mandingo, 8-05-05

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what if nigger meant kite

OPC 7 - Still Drunk From Last Night by flipynif1 8-06-05

*poopspray* Mmmm, Grey Poopon!

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I dumb :D

Save the Dolphins

What is your porpoise here?

by cpausti, 4-28-05

I hope old comics are okay.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

OPC 7: chicken of the sea

by mandingo, 8-06-05

OPC 7: chicken of the semen

by mandingo, 8-06-05

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what if nigger meant kite

In regards to that, let me just say that I always enjoy well-aged cheese. Old comics (no matter how old) are perfectly legal as long as they fit requirements.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Sun TV - Sex, crime, scandals, gossip, royals, sports, news

Mike Tyson rapes Queen Elizabeth

by lukket, 8-07-05

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troelsea at gmail dot com

OPC 7: This bird has flown

Never call a bird Houdini

by lukket, 8-07-05

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troelsea at gmail dot com

OPC 7: Sexual Association Guy 1

Hi mate! Mile high club

by lukket, 8-07-05

OPC 7: Sexual Association Guy 2

... laden swallows ... a mujahedeen cocksucker?

by lukket, 8-07-05

OPC 7: Sexual Association Guy 3

Why hate Bush? Hairy cunnilingus!

by lukket, 8-07-05

OPC 7: Sexual Association Guy 4

Is Dick in? Want it?

by lukket, 8-07-05

OPC 7: Sexual Association Guy 5

Vaccination leaves tiny prick! Noooo!

by lukket, 8-07-05

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troelsea at gmail dot com

OPC 7: Sexual Association Guy 6 - the early years

Now, spell canal See anal!

by lukket, 8-07-05

OPC 7: Sexual Association Guy 7 - the early years

William Herschell discovered your anus?

by lukket, 8-07-05

OPC 7: Sexual Association Guy 8

Cock fight! Penis envy brawl?

by lukket, 8-07-05

OPC 7: Sexual Association Guy 9

What did you do? Victims

by lukket, 8-07-05

OPC 7: Sexual Association Guy 10

Liquor? Yes, I lick 'er

by lukket, 8-07-05

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Swim with the Jeezfish

Help! Save me!!! What again?

by RedfeatheR, 8-07-05

Old joke gets older

What's this about cornnuts?

by RedfeatheR, 8-07-05

The Moment Before

Goodbye costume security deposit.

by Spankling, 8-07-05

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Contest for balancing lit candle on head while pantless

by suicide_king, 8-08-05

Yippee, we're all gonna die!

Lost an arm? Found one.

by suicide_king, 8-08-05

Judgement will commence a week from tomarrow, or less, dependant on whether this thing dies before then.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The Future of Hysterectomies

by RedfeatheR, 8-10-05

Walmart Sucks That Way

No returns on nails, sir

by RedfeatheR, 8-10-05

OPC 7: random comic 11

yes? RAAAAAWWWRRRRR!!! jesus saves

by mandingo, 8-10-05

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what if nigger meant kite

Toilet Humor

I'll be here all night

by RedfeatheR, 8-11-05